Y re men impossible to please (Page 2)

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover;
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...
If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck?)
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
l knw guys will disput it

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

Pls, dont be too personal as u comments

Thats what we're doing and putting our best in it daily. Men can't afford to entrust it to any other creature on the face of earth.

Its because its a mans world.

Pepeye.....y not leave all dis ur prehistoric feelings towards men and join me form better team like messi and iniesta=

l see...
No worry,,, God go soon vex 4 u if care is nt taken

Kebella hmmm! u sure? u better read again o

Msbarber....beta tell pepeye to do quick now......I get too many offers to consider ooo

Make d 2 of una dey do like gem's wife dia......ok?


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