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Date: 02-03-2011 11:59 am (13 years ago) | Author: ismail mohd salisu
- at 2-03-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago)
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haha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u lyk green bananas are u a monkey............. okay d joke goes dis way an old was adviced about buying shares that it will increase after a financial year the old man laughed and said to the advicer son at my age i dont buy green bananas talk more of share dat will last a whole year

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- Chamming at 2-03-2011 12:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Okey
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- dollymacy at 2-03-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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stephen, u too dey talk.. u be parrot ?
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- dollymacy at 2-03-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 12:29 PM
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stephen, u too dey talk.. u be parrot ?
SIMPLE ENGLISH U NO SABI
SINCE I DEY THIS TOPIC I NEVA TALK ANYTHING NA ONLY POST SO CONSULT YA DICTIONARY

I have primary 3 certificate, and u dey tell me say i know sabi Simple English. we go meet in exam hall one day
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- Sheree at 2-03-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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olokpa, na wetin u dey yarn Huh?
Posted: at 2-03-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dollymacy at 2-03-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on  2-03-2011 12:38 PM
olokpa, na wetin u dey yarn Huh?

can u imagine, telling me i know no simple english. i be professor english.
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- bodeniyi at 2-03-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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na wetin be this poster?
Posted: at 2-03-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 2-03-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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stephen.. you sniff expired cocaine? abi which one be ??/
Posted: at 2-03-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 2-03-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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now na laugh.. abi?
Posted: at 2-03-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 2-03-2011 07:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Breeze no dey enter peson headoooo
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- Hollermeelaycon at 2-03-2011 09:35 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster i sabi say u no go skul.
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 12:29 PM
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stephen, u too dey talk.. u be parrot ?
SIMPLE ENGLISH U NO SABI
SINCE I DEY THIS TOPIC I NEVA TALK ANYTHING NA ONLY POST SO CONSULT YA DICTIONARY
Bia Stephen, U dey wear eye glass 4 ur bombom while reading newpapers. Dats y u sabi english well well.

But which of d english wey u manufacture wey dey inside dictionary?

Though d mans joke is boring   
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2011 11:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 12:29 PM
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stephen, u too dey talk.. u be parrot ?
SIMPLE ENGLISH U NO SABI
SINCE I DEY THIS TOPIC I NEVA TALK ANYTHING NA ONLY POST SO CONSULT YA DICTIONARY
  U dey wear eye glass 4 ur bombom while reading newpapers. Dats y u sabi english well well.

But which of d english wey u manufacture wey dey inside dictionary?

Though d mans joke is boring   shaa
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 3-03-2011 12:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 12:39 PM
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I have primary 3 certificate, and u dey tell me say i know sabi Simple English. we go meet in exam hall one day



Stephen e be like say u sniff laughing gas oh!!!
Posted: at 3-03-2011 12:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-03-2011 09:55 AM (13 years ago)
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@poster...i try, but the laugh refuse to come out..
Posted: at 3-03-2011 09:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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