rezimero at 19-11-2008 09:24 PM (15 years ago) (m)
There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food.
Unfortunately, this man had only 5 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing fried fish. So this man made the local Garri and tied the fish up above the Garri. A calculation was made and each individual in the family was allocated their quota - take a spoonful of Garri and inhale the aroma from the fish once. Beginning from the father, then the mother and progressing through all the kids, they all took a spoonful of Garri and inhaled the aroma once. The last kid, feeling brave, took a spoonful of Garri and inhaled the aroma of the fish twice. Damn! His father gave him a dirty slap and said DROP ONE! The kid quickly exhaled in order to prevent a serious beating and further slaps.
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Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
gen2esther at 19-11-2008 10:25 PM (15 years ago) (f)
funny
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply FunkyKing at 19-11-2008 10:36 PM (15 years ago) (m)
D guy don exhale d second one. Smart stuff! Funny.
Life is too short........ live right while you still can
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply m121249 at 19-11-2008 11:24 PM (15 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 19-11-2008 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:43 AM (15 years ago) (m)
nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
form your own dem. make we laff. with your broken pidgin. no let me face you oh
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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okay
Posted: at 20-11-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply orezo at 20-11-2008 05:16 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hehehe... Dis is wat i call extremely funny... Rezi u try... No mind m121249... Na jboy handwork b dat... E wan just cause unnecessary whahala...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
@m121249 - YOU LIE BAD.....THIS JOKE IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THIS FORUM.
Good one rezi...funny
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 05:52 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Orezo abeg no be my handwork o, no be me at all o. Na one guy wey i go use im system one day i come mistakenly use im ID reply u. I remain JBOY4SHEZO and not any other person
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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good one, i laffed till tears dropped
Posted: at 20-11-2008 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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good one, i laffed till tears dropped
Odiron ye giriya
tears dropped
And you wept :'(
Father forgive him ...
Amen
Posted: at 20-11-2008 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 20-11-2008 11:13 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Reply midasmanny at 20-11-2008 11:29 PM (15 years ago) (m)
father should read mathew 14 : 14, by accepting Christ he will be able to turn d fish and gari to amount enough to feed his whole family ... nice one
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply HOCKIESS at 21-11-2008 09:47 AM (15 years ago) (m)
THAT funni
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:47 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply orezo at 21-11-2008 09:55 AM (15 years ago) (m)
@Jboy... O.k... I hear u... Just dat i dey quick dey observe tins well well...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 21-11-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago) (m)
you believe jboy? the guy dey lie for state oh
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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father should read mathew 14 : 14, by accepting Christ he will be able to turn d fish and gari to amount enough to feed his whole family ... nice one
LOL...
@rezi..lying in state...what a hec...is he going to be bureeeeeedi
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 02:56 AM (15 years ago) (m)
nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
O boy, u dey vex oooh. Take am easy ehn.
Life is too short........ live right while you still can
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 02:58 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Rezi, abeg no vex ehn, just pity am.
Life is too short........ live right while you still can
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply act2sean at 22-11-2008 07:58 AM (15 years ago) (m)
na wowwwwwwwww!!!!
if person don lie fron village pass local govt. come reach state
e mean say he go soon graduate as a professor of lie for federal level oooooooooooh. LoL
Posted: at 22-11-2008 07:58 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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