never lie to ur child

Date: 20-11-2008 2:11 pm (16 years ago) | Author: CHIZOBAM CHUKWU
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- at 20-11-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago)
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One day a small boy came back from school and asked the mum;

mummy what is penis?the mum  Shocked Shocked :oquickly replied its another name for

umbrella.Another day the boy came back from school and asked his

mum again;mummy what is phyuking?the mum not knowing what to say Shocked Shocked Shocked

replied and said its another name for prayer.

One  morning,it was raining,the family were praying when they heard a
 
knock at the door.The boy ran to open the door it was actualy their pastor

holding an umbrella,the pastor asked were are ur parents ?the boy replied

they are in the room phyuking. The pastor was  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassedembarrassed

and tried to go in with his umbrella and the boy said to him pastor,keep ur penis outside.

lol:-[ Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Posted: at 20-11-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- herdeysohjy at 20-11-2008 02:30 PM (16 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-11-2008 02:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 20-11-2008 02:35 PM (16 years ago)
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E don happen!
Posted: at 20-11-2008 02:35 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 20-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Bad pikin...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yozzay at 20-11-2008 02:59 PM (16 years ago)
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loooooooooooooooooooooooool
Posted: at 20-11-2008 02:59 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 26-09-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
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u try wella
Posted: at 26-09-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 27-09-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 27-09-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajayi at 27-09-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-09-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 27-09-2011 10:13 AM (13 years ago)
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na wa oo,pikin wise o
Posted: at 27-09-2011 10:13 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- hollychick at 27-09-2011 10:23 AM (13 years ago)
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That is really bad and embarassing for the pastor Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 27-09-2011 10:23 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- wukari at 27-09-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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my joke of the day
Posted: at 27-09-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 27-09-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 27-09-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 27-09-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Corruptible mother, corrupting incorruptible pikin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 27-09-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- toptex_y2k at 27-09-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley nice one
Posted: at 27-09-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- abubakarzain at 27-09-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 27-09-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 27-09-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


laugh wan enlarge my penis
Posted: at 27-09-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 27-09-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehe
Posted: at 27-09-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 27-09-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-09-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- judith2care at 27-09-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 ;Dvery funny
Posted: at 27-09-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 28-09-2011 03:27 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 28-09-2011 03:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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