The Preacher

Date: 11-03-2011 4:03 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 11-03-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
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A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live.

He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me."

The preacher answered, "You know, dear, there's that box in the kitchen cabinet with what you always called "your little secret" in it and you said you never would want me to open it as long as you lived. Now that I'm about to go home to be with the Lord, why don't you show me what's in that secret box of yours?"

The preacher's wife got out the box and opened the lid. It contained $100,000 and three eggs.

"What are those eggs doing in the box?" the preacher asked.

"Well, Honey," she replied, "every time your sermon was really bad I put an egg in the box."


Now the preacher had been preaching for over forty years, and seeing only three eggs in that old shoe box, he started to feel very proud about himself and it warmed his soul.

"And what about that $100.000?"" he asked.

"Oh, you see," she whispered softly, "every time there were a dozen eggs in the box, I ..sold them."


Posted: at 11-03-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- e-love at 11-03-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Serious disappointmnt
Posted: at 11-03-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 11-03-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe .. nice one
Posted: at 11-03-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 11-03-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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the man do kpai fast be dat Sad
Posted: at 11-03-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-03-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
na so?
Posted: at 11-03-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 11-03-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Ah!! sorry oh mr preacher....

Posted: at 11-03-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 11-03-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago)
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cool

Posted: at 11-03-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-03-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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funny!  the preacher will not die so that the woman will get more money Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- djolas at 12-03-2011 12:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Na serious disgrace 4 d preacher
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:08 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- brightossy at 12-03-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Hahoho
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 05:33 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 12-03-2011 05:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogunfunmi at 12-03-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 11-03-2011 04:03 PM
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live.

He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me."

The preacher answered, "You know, dear, there's that box in the kitchen cabinet with what you always called "your little secret" in it and you said you never would want me to open it as long as you lived. Now that I'm about to go home to be with the Lord, why don't you show me what's in that secret box of yours?"

The preacher's wife got out the box and opened the lid. It contained $100,000 and three eggs.

"What are those eggs doing in the box?" the preacher asked.

"Well, Honey," she replied, "every time your sermon was really bad I put an egg in the box."


Now the preacher had been preaching for over forty years, and seeing only three eggs in that old shoe box, he started to feel very proud about himself and it warmed his soul.

"And what about that $100.000?"" he asked.

"Oh, you see," she whispered softly, "every time there were a dozen eggs in the box, I ..sold them."
too bad
Posted: at 12-03-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 12-03-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 12-03-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy.funny
Posted: at 12-03-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 12-03-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-03-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 12-03-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago)
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HA
Posted: at 12-03-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 12-03-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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no be small thing.. funny
Posted: at 12-03-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-03-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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