Children and our first lady

Date: 12-03-2011 2:51 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 12-03-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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TOP 10 best hits: From Our Honourable First Lady "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"

1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children
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3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one - Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn't it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who havee become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY

10. UMBLERRA

Posted: at 12-03-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kani_mendez at 12-03-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago)
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@ POSTER, EAT SHIT ... UR MAMMA SABI SPEAK ENGLISH NI??
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 12-03-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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@kani.. Thank your stars say I dey good mood, else I go don narrate my family history to you.. but I go dey look you sha.. you just show me say you be certified idiot for not understanding the fact that this is a joke forum... so the shit wey you say make I eat.. I dont DHl am to you...all yours motherf-ucker
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dramaking at 12-03-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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lmfao..........@poster, jooooor ohhh
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-03-2011 03:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 12-03-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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and kani abi wetin be your name..I forget to tell you say that my mama wey you talk get wetin anyone in your family no get... B.Sc.... good for a woman... aint it?
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 03:16 AM (13 years ago)
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lol bode
abeg dis can make the federal govt 2 ban dis site.
Her number 7 speech is unbelievable.

Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 03:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm!! make dem free the woman joor! lol

Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 13-03-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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@Poster, Grin Grin Grin Grin Oh so  your mama get B.sc abi?? B.sc wey everyone Tom dick and harry dey carry around this days, hahaha .. Kai, I for like make u dey bad mood man! You go turn minced meat. Anyways, Sorry bro alright, I don't celebrate mediocrity! What the phyuk am I even saying, why am I even trading words with u. Tell that piece of crap to the birds jor!! or people gullible enough to believe it. Shey your punk ass get money to send anything through NIPOST, u come here dey make noise about ur DHL. Hahaha Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg no leave me go oh!!

Posted: at 13-03-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 13-03-2011 05:39 PM (13 years ago)
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My joke of the week, i lyk that poster
Posted: at 13-03-2011 05:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- OPEEE3338 at 13-03-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm

Posted: at 13-03-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Steelamazon at 13-03-2011 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
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poster abeg, make u close eye 4give her 4 all d tins wey she don yan. Even if 4 nufin else, just do am cos she b ur 1 and only 1st lady,u knw say e no easy at all.

Posted: at 13-03-2011 07:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 13-03-2011 07:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 13-03-2011 03:13 PM
@Poster, Grin Grin Grin Grin Oh so  your mama get B.sc abi?? B.sc wey everyone Tom dick and harry dey carry around this days, hahaha .. Kai, I for like make u dey bad mood man! You go turn minced meat. Anyways, Sorry bro alright, I don't celebrate mediocrity! What the fcuk am I even saying, why am I even trading words with u. Tell that piece of crap to the birds jor!! or people gullible enough to believe it. Shey your punk ass get money to send anything through NIPOST, u come here dey make noise about ur DHL. Hahaha Grin Grin Grin
why the two both of una dey quarelling?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 07:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- naomi008 at 13-03-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
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did she really say dis things? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 13-03-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 13-03-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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C fight b/w bodeniyi  n  kani_mendez
Na hw 2 dis separate dis fight cuz dis one na matrix?

Posted: at 13-03-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 14-03-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 13-03-2011 03:13 PM
@Poster, Grin Grin Grin Grin Oh so  your mama get B.sc abi?? B.sc wey everyone Tom dick and harry dey carry around this days, hahaha .. Kai, I for like make u dey bad mood man! You go turn minced meat. Anyways, Sorry bro alright, I don't celebrate mediocrity! What the fcuk am I even saying, why am I even trading words with u. Tell that piece of crap to the birds jor!! or people gullible enough to believe it. Shey your punk ass get money to send anything through NIPOST, u come here dey make noise about ur DHL. Hahaha Grin Grin Grin
Use exchange.. not trading... we don see say you too sabi english.. exchanging words with a fool will make him think he is wiser.. I rest my case.. I no get time reach wetin you dey look for
Posted: at 14-03-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 16-03-2011 07:33 AM (13 years ago)
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How can u call me a fool, when all I did was ask a question?? "Ur mama sabi speak English" A simple yes or No would have sufficed. Guess I struck a nerve lol

Haba Bode, trade words or exchange words, They e saying the same thing Ok.

Peace
Posted: at 16-03-2011 07:33 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Merlin at 16-03-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Oh God!! This blockhead of a first lady again! Embarrassed
Posted: at 16-03-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 16-03-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-03-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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