Never Succeeded

Date: 12-03-2011 4:47 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi
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A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

"For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?"

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Allah Ka Zam!" said the genie. "You're a housewife!"

Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- estilizo at 12-03-2011 08:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 13-03-2011 01:16 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:16 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 01:29 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
u tried
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Dan_Fulani at 13-03-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice joke. I enjoyed it. Jokes aside, being as housewife is a difficult and often unappreciated job.

dan fulani.
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 01:42 AM (13 years ago)
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yepp,d man got what he asked for
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 13-03-2011 01:47 AM (13 years ago)
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terry hope u wish the same Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 01:49 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe no be me go wish dis kind thing.
Abeg i wish to rule my own country
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 13-03-2011 02:05 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaha

yes na i be ur constituent Wink na ur activitist!
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 02:13 AM (13 years ago)
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yepp,u will hold dat position.
I mean special adviser to the president(I) on dog matters
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:13 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 13-03-2011 02:15 AM (13 years ago)
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nyahahahahaha

K9 on the road abi?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 02:21 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe whats k9?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 04:16 AM (13 years ago)
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Pls extend my congratulatory message to the new house wife.
Posted: at 13-03-2011 04:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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ok heard
Posted: at 13-03-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok thank you for delivering my message.
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 05:01 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-03-2011 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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