Understanding

Date: 15-03-2011 9:15 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

Posted: at 15-03-2011 09:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 15-03-2011 09:28 PM (13 years ago)
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U have a nice joke here but u don't need 2 tell us d moral
Still gud shaa
Posted: at 15-03-2011 09:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 15-03-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
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- estilizo at 16-03-2011 01:19 AM (13 years ago)
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- Fashalyn at 16-03-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago)
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ok oh!
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- chicanorose at 16-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 16-03-2011 11:06 AM
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- lanudja at 17-03-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice.
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