MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 16-03-2011 9:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 16-03-2011 09:12 PM (14 years ago)
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A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents, 

 I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. 

 NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion.
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father, my child, he was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."


"So where is he?"

"Oh, that's him I have on my back."
 

Have a wonderful day ahead!!! Wink

Posted: at 16-03-2011 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 16-03-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 16-03-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 17-03-2011 05:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 17-03-2011 05:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-03-2011 05:27 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe cool
Posted: at 17-03-2011 05:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 17-03-2011 08:36 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin ok Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 08:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
Abolore I don see that one b4,
for tales by sunrise ,abegy pb4 b4,
but you try tintinri  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago) |
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- bodeniyi at 17-03-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4
Posted: at 17-03-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 17-03-2011 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 pb4 pb10000000000000000000000
Posted: at 17-03-2011 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mandyblack at 17-03-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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HAhahahahahahaahahaahahhhhhhh omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dis is really good........
Posted: at 17-03-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lanudja at 17-03-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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funny, good & nice joke.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 17-03-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
No thanks,pb4
Posted: at 17-03-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) |
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- lanudja at 17-03-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- estilizo at 17-03-2011 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-03-2011 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
ok post d4 Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:17 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 17-03-2011 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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emejuru pb4 so wat? Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 17-03-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-03-2011 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on 17-03-2011 02:46 PM
emejuru pb4 so wat? Angry Angry Angry

Na them talk am,
still pd5
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:51 PM (14 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
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serves him right
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 17-03-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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over posted b4
Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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whether na pb10 or na pb20, e still make sense
Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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