Dont Irritate Women

Date: 17-03-2011 2:19 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 17-03-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word,"
Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”, she replied.


Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- estilizo at 17-03-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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brb............just a mint

Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 17-03-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 17-03-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 17-03-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 17-03-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 17-03-2011 02:38 PM
pb4 remix

sharap

Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 17-03-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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too bad see woman chei.
Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
poster e make sense well well

Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 17-03-2011 03:44 PM
too bad see woman chei.
wetin women do you?Huh?Huh??? abeg leave us alone

Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 17-03-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 17-03-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: add12 on 17-03-2011 03:44 PM
too bad see woman chei.
wetin women do you?Huh?Huh??? abeg leave us alone
u no see .she no let the poor man enter nah
Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 17-03-2011 03:51 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 17-03-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: add12 on 17-03-2011 03:44 PM
too bad see woman chei.
wetin women do you?Huh?Huh??? abeg leave us alone
u no see .she no let the poor man enter nah
u no see say the man no treat her well when she dey alive!

Posted: at 17-03-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 17-03-2011 03:54 PM
U SEE

who call u come here? aproco manager Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 17-03-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-03-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Bad belle dey worry dat woman
Any way na remix shaa

Posted: at 17-03-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 18-03-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago)
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LA LOLO

Posted: at 18-03-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 18-03-2011 02:58 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice!

Posted: at 18-03-2011 02:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 19-03-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-03-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rosamor at 19-03-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahaha dat waz verrrry good 4 him.hell fire straight--------
Posted: at 19-03-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Omilim at 19-03-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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this one is a good joke Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-03-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 19-03-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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bad woman..
Posted: at 19-03-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 19-03-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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