Chocolate ice cream

Date: 28-03-2011 5:43 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 28-03-2011 05:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Blonde walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.

"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.

"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."

"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."

"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."

The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."

The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".

"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.

She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.

"OK, now spell the "phyuk" in 'chocolate'."

She looks at him and says, "There's no 'phyuk' in chocolate!'

He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!"


Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kenolis at 28-03-2011 05:51 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- lORDIBRAHIM at 28-03-2011 06:37 PM (11 years ago)
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E GUD SMALL

SO I CON LAF SHORTLY
Posted: at 28-03-2011 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- onehardex at 28-03-2011 07:10 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one man Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 28-03-2011 07:26 PM (11 years ago)
Another expired joke
Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:26 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Pashmina at 28-03-2011 07:32 PM (11 years ago)
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tehee

Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 28-03-2011 07:57 PM (11 years ago)
tehee
Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:57 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 08:14 PM (11 years ago)
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tetete
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 08:24 PM (11 years ago)
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omo
na here laugh finish ooooo
make una come see laff Wink Wink

Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:24 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 08:28 PM (11 years ago)
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wia e dey?
i nevr laff o Wink
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Propellaswaggs at 28-03-2011 08:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:36 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 08:41 PM (11 years ago)
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ok see lafta Cheesy
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 04:03 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 28-03-2011 08:28 PM
wia e dey?
i nevr laff o Wink

 Grin Grin Grin
only your smile dey cause traffic and accident for main road Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 29-03-2011 04:03 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 05:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-03-2011 08:24 PM
omo
na here laugh finish ooooo
make una come see laff Wink Wink
abeg where the laff dey?

Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 10:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 29-03-2011 05:12 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-03-2011 08:24 PM
omo
na here laugh finish ooooo
make una come see laff Wink Wink
abeg where the laff dey?

ah! u no see am?
where them dey laff.. tetee, tethe, tetete
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 29-03-2011 10:17 PM (11 years ago)
tetee wetin?
Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:17 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 30-03-2011 05:37 AM (11 years ago)
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i talk to u? Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:37 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 30-03-2011 12:37 PM (11 years ago)
i call your name Angry?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 12:37 PM (11 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 30-03-2011 03:13 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 30-03-2011 03:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-03-2011 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-03-2011 03:27 PM (11 years ago) |
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