A Nigerian was sitting with an Aussie and an Englishman in a house of ill repute when the police bust in and arrested them. They were initially given the death sentence but contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as it was a holiday Weekend, the King decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the King suddenly said "It’s my third wife’s birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you can not wish to not be whipped!" The Englishman thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain. The Aussie saw this and said: "Please tie 2 pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Aussie stood up smiling. The Nigerian saw this but before he could make his wish, the King said: "As you are from Nigeria with all that crime, an Under 21 football team who is always losing in a final and a senior football team whose best is always a bronze medal, you are permitted to have two wishes!" The Nigerian thought for a second, then said: "Thank you your Royal Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundred lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the King replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back" replied the Nigerian !
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 25-11-2008 01:11 PM (16 years ago) (m)
funny! Rezi u too wicked
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 25-11-2008 05:37 PM
are you still laughing ? .....Kido, before this year go end..God go butter your bread and put sugar for your tea oya dey laugh
grin..... i no say u dey among ote people, if na goat horn or maalu horn u dey use, e no go worki o. the joke funny, end of story! abi you no fit sabi beta joke if you see one? sorry o ,...u no wear your goggle....
Posted: at 25-11-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 25-11-2008 05:37 PM
are you still laughing ? .....Kido, before this year go end..God go butter your bread and put sugar for your tea oya dey laugh
grin..... i no say u dey among ote people, if na goat horn or maalu horn u dey use, e no go worki o. the joke funny, end of story! abi you no fit sabi beta joke if you see one? sorry o ,...u no wear your goggle....
I no use horn na...u no see e for be prayer i dey put for request table before angels....shey laugh no guuuud...shuuuuuuooooooh
Posted: at 25-11-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac