THE KING AND THE NIGERIAN

Date: 25-11-2008 1:02 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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A Nigerian was sitting with an Aussie and an Englishman in a house of ill repute when the police bust in and arrested them. They were initially given the death sentence but contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as it was a holiday Weekend, the King decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the King suddenly said "It’s my third wife’s birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you can not wish to not be whipped!" The Englishman thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain. The Aussie saw this and said: "Please tie 2 pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Aussie stood up smiling. The Nigerian saw this but before he could make his wish, the King said: "As you are from Nigeria with all that crime, an Under 21 football team who is always losing in a final and a senior football  team whose best is always a bronze medal, you are permitted to have two wishes!" The Nigerian thought for a second, then said: "Thank you your Royal Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundred lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the King replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back" replied the Nigerian !

Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Jboy4shezo at 25-11-2008 01:11 PM (15 years ago)
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funny! Rezi u too wicked
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 25-11-2008 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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thank you bros Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 25-11-2008 01:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Proudly 9ja
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-11-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


 Sad Sad

Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- m121249 at 25-11-2008 02:16 PM (15 years ago)
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TRIED
Posted: at 25-11-2008 02:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 25-11-2008 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: m121249 on 25-11-2008 02:16 PM
TRIED
you dey court? who you dey try?
Posted: at 25-11-2008 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Its nice joke.....keep this up...
Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-11-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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this is real funny rezi......... i still dey laff, aba , yu too much! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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are you still laughing ? .....Kido, before this year go end..God go butter your bread and put sugar for your tea  oya dey laugh  Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-11-2008 06:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 25-11-2008 05:37 PM
are you still laughing ? .....Kido, before this year go end..God go butter your bread and put sugar for your tea  oya dey laugh  Grin

 grin..... i no say u dey among ote people, if na goat horn or maalu horn u dey use, e no go worki o. the joke funny, end of story! abi you no fit sabi beta joke if you see one? sorry o ,...u no wear your goggle.... Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-11-2008 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 25-11-2008 05:36 PM
this is real funny rezi......... i still dey laff, aba , yu too much! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
bros na GOD oh. Thanx
Posted: at 25-11-2008 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 25-11-2008 06:06 PM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 25-11-2008 05:37 PM
are you still laughing ? .....Kido, before this year go end..God go butter your bread and put sugar for your tea  oya dey laugh  Grin

 grin..... i no say u dey among ote people, if na goat horn or maalu horn u dey use, e no go worki o. the joke funny, end of story! abi you no fit sabi beta joke if you see one? sorry o ,...u no wear your goggle.... Grin Grin

I no use horn na...u no see e for be prayer i dey put for request table before angels....shey laugh no guuuud...shuuuuuuooooooh  Huh?
Posted: at 25-11-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 25-11-2008 09:48 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny joke
Posted: at 25-11-2008 09:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- unongo at 26-11-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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DAT WAZ A NICE 1
Posted: at 26-11-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 26-11-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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THANX Y'ALL.
Posted: at 26-11-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
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THANX Y'ALL.
Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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