Welcome Aboard

Date: 01-04-2011 10:12 am (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
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- at 1-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
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"This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording."

Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- at 1-04-2011 10:14 AM (14 years ago)
ok what next?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:14 AM (14 years ago) |
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- at 1-04-2011 10:18 AM (14 years ago)
for where?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:18 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:18 AM (14 years ago)
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na to begin dey jump down from the plane be dat o.... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:19 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
jump down ke? u get any raft with u?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:23 AM (14 years ago)
Krist I no dey there na,
so you wey dey  aboard,
make you jump  Grin
 
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:23 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:23 AM
Krist I no dey there na,
so you wey dey  aboard,
make you jump  Grin
 
no oooo... Grin
i dey wait for superman... him go come very soon to rescue me.... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:21 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:19 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
jump down ke? u get any raft with u?
rift gini?... plane dey on fire you dey talk about rift...
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
no be only superman na mansuper
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:26 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:26 AM
no be only superman na mansuper
no worry him go soon come... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:26 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:21 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:19 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
jump down ke? u get any raft with u?
rift gini?... plane dey on fire you dey talk about rift...
anyway sha..I be the stewardess Cool
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:29 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:26 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:21 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:19 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
jump down ke? u get any raft with u?
rift gini?... plane dey on fire you dey talk about rift...
anyway sha..I be the stewardess Cool
heheheheheheheeeee... Grin
then we should get you arrested... you; the pilot & co planned this crash...
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:30 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:29 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:26 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:21 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:19 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
jump down ke? u get any raft with u?
rift gini?... plane dey on fire you dey talk about rift...
anyway sha..I be the stewardess Cool
heheheheheheheeeee... Grin
then we should get you arrested... you; the pilot & co planned this crash...
lucky me i heard when the pilot and co-pilot was sayin that there was a fuel lick when i passed by their cock pit Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:35 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:30 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:29 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:26 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:21 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:19 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:18 AM
for where?
you dey ask?... you no go jump down... Grin
jump down ke? u get any raft with u?
rift gini?... plane dey on fire you dey talk about rift...
anyway sha..I be the stewardess Cool
heheheheheheheeeee... Grin
then we should get you arrested... you; the pilot & co planned this crash...
lucky me i heard when the pilot and co-pilot was sayin that there was a fuel lick when i passed by their cock pit Grin
heheheheheheheeeee.... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 1-04-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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the Pilot na winch Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2011 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
ok but him na wizard
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:39 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on  1-04-2011 10:38 AM
the Pilot na winch Grin Grin
sheree... you sef dey for this plane... no think say i go beg superman make him help you oo... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- miramax at 1-04-2011 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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boooooooooom and d plane crashes down wit pple like kistiantus
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: miramax on  1-04-2011 10:46 AM
boooooooooom and d plane crashes down wit pple like kistiantus
Huh? Angry Angry Angry
arah gbawue ghi there... who the plane go take crash when superman never come rescue me... Angry Angry
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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