The lexus

Date: 01-04-2011 12:42 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Eno Ibude
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- at 1-04-2011 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
"Where's my Rolex?"

Posted: at 1-04-2011 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- Orobogenius at 1-04-2011 12:50 PM (10 years ago)
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hilarious.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 12:50 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 1-04-2011 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4
Posted: at 1-04-2011 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enoibd at 1-04-2011 01:11 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:11 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 1-04-2011 01:13 PM (10 years ago)
pb4 many times
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:13 PM (10 years ago) |
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- enoibd at 1-04-2011 01:17 PM (10 years ago)
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i don hear b4
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:17 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 1-04-2011 01:18 PM (10 years ago)
ok just to make sure you hear well well,
pb4 b4 b4 Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:18 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 02:38 PM (10 years ago)
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materialistic yeye Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:38 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 02:40 PM (10 years ago)
you yeye no be small
Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:40 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 02:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Atty Alex u be yeye big Cheesy

Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:43 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 03:54 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmm!!

Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2011 07:29 PM (10 years ago)
no mind deff
Posted: at 1-04-2011 07:29 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 11:28 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehe

Posted: at 1-04-2011 11:28 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 12:54 AM (10 years ago)
hehe wetin?
Posted: at 2-04-2011 12:54 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 01:05 AM (10 years ago)
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no mind am right?
craze craze

Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:05 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 01:08 AM (10 years ago)
na you no
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:08 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 01:09 AM (10 years ago)
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i go .................you!

Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:09 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 01:14 AM (10 years ago)
wetin you wan do?
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:14 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 01:20 AM (10 years ago)
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u know na

Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:20 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 01:27 AM (10 years ago)
na you sabi
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:27 AM (10 years ago) |
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