1. The first time i made ma girl squirt, she got my bed so wet, she came 3times b4 i finally exploded. She was screaming at the top of her voice and i was like "scream for me baby, don't bother about the neighbors.The whole stuff was so gr8 and so crazy. 2. When a girl refused to fcuk me a long time after we met, then the first time we did it i was still on top of her doing ma thing and she started asking me to marry her, i got angry, though the anger didn't last lol. 3. I was heating it up with this girl whom i thought was i very good girl, it lasted for a while though but after i have exhausted every single energy in me she was still begging me to continue, i felt so embarrassed.
u r just tryin to advertise ursef  real advert. true talk,he dey try to made up some kind of funny story   who dey force u to laff?
| Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "blessedme") blessedme at 4-04-2011 12:42 PM (14 years ago)  (f) My embarrassing moment I met this Nigerian wrestler who was based in America. I like tall dark guys and always admire muscular/athletic guys. He was a good guy in every way and after some weeks of the usual courtship, smooching and cuddling we decided to do the main thing. We went out for dinner, then drinks with some of his friends and we went to his house (family house with mum and siblings). I took my shower while he was still chatting with his mum in the living room. He had his shower after and we started to kiss and touch. He was good and had me ready (no orals); then he brought out his rod for penetration and my world stood still. I stared in fear; the guy's dick was as big as my arm! No kidding! It was long and fat. He saw my reaction and brought out lubricant which he applied generously. Penetration was a problem, it’s was like I was a virgin all over again. The guy kept attempting to enter the garage; driving in slightly at the entrance and withdrawing again. He did this several times while I lay below praying to God that I don't get torn severely. After several attempts, guy got in (not fully o, about 3/4 way in). I felt full and stretched, I dared not move and he couldn't really go in and out as in normal strafing. I wanted to shout and push him off but I thought of the embarrassment such will cause and so I endured it and prayed he doesn't last long. Alas, he came and pulled out. My people, that guy must stand at 8" before erection. To cut long story short, I begged him not to me again that night and the next morning at cockcrow I carried my weekend bag and ran out of the house. I was humbled and had pains in my honeypot for days. Need I say we broke up after that? Reason - Killer dick. I learnt my lesson and from then took dick stroking before staffing seriously. At least if trailer wan park for my garage I suppose see the size and make arrangement for expansion or rejection of offer. | Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "diplomatik") diplomatik at 4-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) (f) I got plenty list ooo i know u would dirty boy 
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either  , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool  | Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 4-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) (m) 1. The first time i made ma girl squirt, she got my bed so wet, she came 3times b4 i finally exploded. She was screaming at the top of her voice and i was like "scream for me baby, don't bother about the neighbors.The whole stuff was so gr8 and so crazy. 2. When a girl refused to fcuk me a long time after we met, then the first time we did it i was still on top of her doing ma thing and she started asking me to marry her, i got angry, though the anger didn't last lol. 3. I was heating it up with this girl whom i thought was i very good girl, it lasted for a while though but after i have exhausted every single energy in me she was still begging me to continue, i felt so embarrassed.
u r just tryin to advertise ursef real advert. true talk,he dey try to made up some kind of funny story who dey force u to laff? how? | Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 4-04-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago) (m) My embarrassing moment I met this Nigerian wrestler who was based in America. I like tall dark guys and always admire muscular/athletic guys. He was a good guy in every way and after some weeks of the usual courtship, smooching and cuddling we decided to do the main thing. We went out for dinner, then drinks with some of his friends and we went to his house (family house with mum and siblings). I took my shower while he was still chatting with his mum in the living room. He had his shower after and we started to kiss and touch. He was good and had me ready (no orals); then he brought out his rod for penetration and my world stood still. I stared in fear; the guy's dick was as big as my arm! No kidding! It was long and fat. He saw my reaction and brought out lubricant which he applied generously. Penetration was a problem, it’s was like I was a virgin all over again. The guy kept attempting to enter the garage; driving in slightly at the entrance and withdrawing again. He did this several times while I lay below praying to God that I don't get torn severely. After several attempts, guy got in (not fully o, about 3/4 way in). I felt full and stretched, I dared not move and he couldn't really go in and out as in normal strafing. I wanted to shout and push him off but I thought of the embarrassment such will cause and so I endured it and prayed he doesn't last long. Alas, he came and pulled out. My people, that guy must stand at 8" before erection. To cut long story short, I begged him not to me again that night and the next morning at cockcrow I carried my weekend bag and ran out of the house. I was humbled and had pains in my honeypot for days. Need I say we broke up after that? Reason - Killer dick. I learnt my lesson and from then took dick stroking before staffing seriously. At least if trailer wan park for my garage I suppose see the size and make arrangement for expansion or rejection of offer.  o boy! girl you said it all no more question. you saw a real bombako and runaway.hmm women with mouth but time for action na only fear. | Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "blessedme") blessedme at 4-04-2011 12:57 PM (14 years ago) (f) dude abeg leave that thing oo | Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 4-04-2011 01:05 PM (14 years ago) (m) hehe i think the guy wanted to drill some few centimetres ..so bcuz of that you quit? hmm na wa ooo | Posted: at 4-04-2011 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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wild and dirty in here | Posted: at 4-04-2011 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "blessedme") blessedme at 4-04-2011 01:15 PM (14 years ago) (f) hehe i think the guy wanted to drill some few centimetres ..so bcuz of that you quit? hmm na wa ooo but d dude was a very caring one and he was already talking of marriage...just dat i decided to abeg i pass | Posted: at 4-04-2011 01:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "blessedme") blessedme at 4-04-2011 01:19 PM (14 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 4-04-2011 01:23 PM (14 years ago) (m) hehe i think the guy wanted to drill some few centimetres ..so bcuz of that you quit? hmm na wa ooo but d dude was a very caring one and he was already talking of marriage...just dat i decided to abeg i pass which means you don't no what you want then,how could you let go somebody you feel that care about you and even want your hand in marriage just because of the size of his penis.it's just a matter of time you will get use to his bombako. u can ask your friends about that | Posted: at 4-04-2011 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "blessedme") blessedme at 4-04-2011 01:33 PM (14 years ago) (f) hehe i think the guy wanted to drill some few centimetres ..so bcuz of that you quit? hmm na wa ooo but d dude was a very caring one and he was already talking of marriage...just dat i decided to abeg i pass which means you don't no what you want then,how could you let go somebody you feel that care about you and even want your hand in marriage just because of the size of his penis.it's just a matter of time you will get use to his bombako. u can ask your friends about that Ah!! SBI d guy is very handsome (ma kind of man) and ok buh i ve never seen such anaconda b4.....maybe dat is y he doesnt have gf cos i guess girls run away from him...my dear this one was operation run for ya dear life oo | Posted: at 4-04-2011 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "esonu") esonu at 4-04-2011 02:25 PM (14 years ago) (m) ??
CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dirtykid") dirtykid at 4-04-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago) (m) wild and dirty in here
Let the wild wild west coast girls hit us with more wildness
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !! | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "blessedme") blessedme at 4-04-2011 02:35 PM (14 years ago) (f) wild and dirty in here
Let the wild wild west coast girls hit us with more wildness still waiting for u to unvail some of ur dirtyness | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 4-04-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) (f) i know ur ears are open wide to listen
dont worry i will spill it very soon
still typing
my ears re itching
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 4-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) (m) hehe i think the guy wanted to drill some few centimetres ..so bcuz of that you quit? hmm na wa ooo but d dude was a very caring one and he was already talking of marriage...just dat i decided to abeg i pass which means you don't no what you want then,how could you let go somebody you feel that care about you and even want your hand in marriage just because of the size of his penis.it's just a matter of time you will get use to his bombako. u can ask your friends about that Ah!! SBI d guy is very handsome (ma kind of man) and ok buh i ve never seen such anaconda b4.....maybe dat is y he doesnt have gf cos i guess girls run away from him...my dear this one was operation run for ya dear life oo lol u mean the dude had no girlfriends b4? well that average anaconda scared you like that. | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 4-04-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago) (f) My embarrassing moment I met this Nigerian wrestler who was based in America. I like tall dark guys and always admire muscular/athletic guys. He was a good guy in every way and after some weeks of the usual courtship, smooching and cuddling we decided to do the main thing. We went out for dinner, then drinks with some of his friends and we went to his house (family house with mum and siblings). I took my shower while he was still chatting with his mum in the living room. He had his shower after and we started to kiss and touch. He was good and had me ready (no orals); then he brought out his rod for penetration and my world stood still. I stared in fear; the guy's dick was as big as my arm! No kidding! It was long and fat. He saw my reaction and brought out lubricant which he applied generously. Penetration was a problem, it’s was like I was a virgin all over again. The guy kept attempting to enter the garage; driving in slightly at the entrance and withdrawing again. He did this several times while I lay below praying to God that I don't get torn severely. After several attempts, guy got in (not fully o, about 3/4 way in). I felt full and stretched, I dared not move and he couldn't really go in and out as in normal strafing. I wanted to shout and push him off but I thought of the embarrassment such will cause and so I endured it and prayed he doesn't last long. Alas, he came and pulled out. My people, that guy must stand at 8" before erection. To cut long story short, I begged him not to me again that night and the next morning at cockcrow I carried my weekend bag and ran out of the house. I was humbled and had pains in my honeypot for days. Need I say we broke up after that? Reason - Killer dick. I learnt my lesson and from then took dick stroking before staffing seriously. At least if trailer wan park for my garage I suppose see the size and make arrangement for expansion or rejection of offer. yu must ve bowel in there ..........yu said the guy dick is lik ur hand n' yu allow him to penetrate half inch akpam no go enjoy d thing again if i see that kinda horse i better zoommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm out yu lik big n' huge dick
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "moniconyez") moniconyez at 4-04-2011 02:50 PM (14 years ago) (m) My embarrassing moment I met this Nigerian wrestler who was based in America. I like tall dark guys and always admire muscular/athletic guys. He was a good guy in every way and after some weeks of the usual courtship, smooching and cuddling we decided to do the main thing. We went out for dinner, then drinks with some of his friends and we went to his house (family house with mum and siblings). I took my shower while he was still chatting with his mum in the living room. He had his shower after and we started to kiss and touch. He was good and had me ready (no orals); then he brought out his rod for penetration and my world stood still. I stared in fear; the guy's dick was as big as my arm! No kidding! It was long and fat. He saw my reaction and brought out lubricant which he applied generously. Penetration was a problem, it’s was like I was a virgin all over again. The guy kept attempting to enter the garage; driving in slightly at the entrance and withdrawing again. He did this several times while I lay below praying to God that I don't get torn severely. After several attempts, guy got in (not fully o, about 3/4 way in). I felt full and stretched, I dared not move and he couldn't really go in and out as in normal strafing. I wanted to shout and push him off but I thought of the embarrassment such will cause and so I endured it and prayed he doesn't last long. Alas, he came and pulled out. My people, that guy must stand at 8" before erection. To cut long story short, I begged him not to me again that night and the next morning at cockcrow I carried my weekend bag and ran out of the house. I was humbled and had pains in my honeypot for days. Need I say we broke up after that? Reason - Killer dick. I learnt my lesson and from then took dick stroking before staffing seriously. At least if trailer wan park for my garage I suppose see the size and make arrangement for expansion or rejection of offer. HMMM INTERESTING. | Posted: at 4-04-2011 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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