I NEED A PARTNER

Date: 03-04-2011 7:15 pm (14 years ago) | Author: richy et
- at 3-04-2011 07:15 PM (14 years ago)
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A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, and requested “I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.” The officer said, “Your requirements, please.” “Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.” The officer listened carefully and replied, “I understand you need television.”

Posted: at 3-04-2011 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 3-04-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
and poster you need I need a better joke,
NEXT
Posted: at 3-04-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 3-04-2011 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
I NEED A BETTER JOKE,
NEXT
Posted: at 3-04-2011 07:21 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Riverniger1 at 3-04-2011 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 3-04-2011 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 3-04-2011 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
which one?
Posted: at 3-04-2011 09:14 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 4-04-2011 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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huh
na television the guy go marry Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-04-2011 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 4-04-2011 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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- richy_ex at 4-04-2011 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-04-2011 07:57 PM
!!!NEXT
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yeye guy
Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 4-04-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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na radio Huh?
Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 4-04-2011 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: richy_ex on  4-04-2011 12:44 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on  3-04-2011 07:57 PM
!!!NEXT
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yeye guy
Quote from: richy_ex on  4-04-2011 12:44 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on  3-04-2011 07:57 PM
!!!NEXT
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yeye guy
please tell this man say it have been posted B4563556334
Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 4-04-2011 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
ok him don hear
Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:51 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 4-04-2011 12:53 PM (14 years ago)
ok we don hear
Posted: at 4-04-2011 12:53 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 6-04-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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who post this joke b4 for here nah!!
Posted: at 6-04-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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