THE AFFIARS

Date: 04-04-2011 4:52 pm (13 years ago) | Author: felix omokere
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- at 4-04-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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THE 1ST AFFAIR
 
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
 
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary.  We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!  You've been playing golf!'
 

THE 2ND AFFAIR

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife:  'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.  Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!  Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:  'No, not this time!'



[color=blue]THE 3RD AFFAIR

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.  Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.  It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'[/color][/color]

Posted: at 4-04-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- chicanorose at 4-04-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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nice pb4
really funny
Posted: at 4-04-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 4-04-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on  4-04-2011 04:55 PM
nice pb4
really funny
I ILL STILL COME BACK WITH D REMIX
Posted: at 4-04-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- felixomosexy at 5-04-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  4-04-2011 05:24 PM
hmmmmm
remixing my post
me nd u dey marry d man come tell meooooooooooooo
Posted: at 5-04-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 5-04-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Pb4 sweetheart!
I don miss u wella
Posted: at 5-04-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 5-04-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago)
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all join sha
Posted: at 5-04-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-04-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Wetin hapun? U fart?
Posted: at 5-04-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- felixomosexy at 5-04-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  5-04-2011 01:03 PM
Wetin hapun? U fart?
na where u go oooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 5-04-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 5-04-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-04-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-04-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Felix,I dey ooo baby! I dey miss u 4 much
In fact i don kiss trailler where i dey miss u
Posted: at 5-04-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 5-04-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Wetin?
Posted: at 5-04-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 5-04-2011 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
pb4 and i no like am the first time,
and now i hate am pass every other
1 million b4 Angry
Posted: at 5-04-2011 07:59 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 5-04-2011 08:18 PM (13 years ago)
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go nack ur head for wall nah!!! Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-04-2011 08:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 5-04-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
no ,na poster i want to bang
her head for wall.
Posted: at 5-04-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago) |
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- felixomosexy at 6-04-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  5-04-2011 09:02 PM
no ,na poster i want to bang
her head for wall.
okoooooooooooooooooooo Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HISJOY at 6-04-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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u try sha
Posted: at 6-04-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 6-04-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-04-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-04-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  5-04-2011 09:02 PM
no ,na poster i want to bang
her head for wall.

show am example nah Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- slasha009ja at 12-04-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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thumbs up gal, it's funny.
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 12-04-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
oya kiss ya mouth with ya mouth Grin
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) |
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