Are You From Ireland??

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

Posted: at 6-04-2011 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 6-04-2011 10:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

i no understand oh!!

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Posted: at 6-04-2011 10:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No oh i no wan understand again, now I wan upstand.

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Posted: at 6-04-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Oh,pass fast b4 she change mind

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Posted: at 6-04-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

na dat one sweet pass depending on d place she go bite

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Posted: at 6-04-2011 11:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

nothing is depending where she bite!!!
bite is bite
well am going to tell her to bite off your Amu

Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

come make we go chill somewhere, and I go explain am in the language wey u understand lol. I serious oh!!

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

i no understand dis joke ooooooooo

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Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i understand

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Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero