Women are difficult to please. If she sees u with an ugly girl, she will say baby 'what is this'? If the girl is prettier than her, she will say, baby am I not good enough for you? If you treat her nicely, she calls you a MUGU, but if you don't, she says you are STINGY.
If you dress NICELY, she will say you are a ladies man, if you don't, she says you are LOCAL. If u ARGUE with her, she says you are showing SUPERIORITY, if you don't, she says you are too DULL for her liking O.
If she CHEATS on u, she claims she is SMART, if u cheat on her, she says u don't LOVE her. If you give her the opportunity, she SLEEPS with your friends, if you SLEEP with her friends, she says you are HEARTLESS.
If u buy her a phone, she says she wants a BB, if u buy her a BB she sends naked pictures to other men with the BB:& If u tell her ur true financial status, she says you are POOR, if you lie about it, she says my guy is RICH.
If she goes through your phone, she says it's LOVE, if u go thru her phone, she says u don't TRUST her. If you meets her this month, next month becomes her birthday, but yours shouldn't be celebrated.
If you are RICH, she introduces you to her friends and family, if you are POOR, you become her cousin. If she HURTS u, she calls u a complainant, if you HURT her, the whole world hears it beer.
HOW DO WE GET IT RIGHT? If u sends this to ladies, they say your taken sides, if you don’t; they say you are scared of their reaction.
TO THE GUYS OUT THERE....... Let them feel good. ..........
TO THE LADIES OUT THERE…let them feel the truth. It is the simple TRUTH.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
oyindabty at 7-04-2011 09:35 AM (13 years ago) (f)
U try.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
With whom?
Why? Where are you going?
How are you going?
To discover what?
Why only you?
What do I do when you are not here?
Can I come with you?
yes very difficult human being
When will you be back?
Will you be home for dinner?
What will you bring for me?
You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?
You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
Answer me why?
I want to go to my mother's house.
I want you to drop me there.
I don't want to come back ever!
What do you mean, OK?
Why aren't you stopping me?
I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.
You always do things like this.
Last time also you did the same thing!
Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Every lady is different but good communication is the solution. Learn to communicate with her.
dan fulani
Bro !! i don't quite agree with u on this one, Communication ? to please a lady ? Are you a radio or Tv presenter ? Bro !! Nothing pleases them that easily, no matter how much one try, But we just have to be trying and doing our best. Even when you're too perfect for a lady, she will still complain about it directly or indirectly
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 7-04-2011 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
solid_solid at 7-04-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Owhologbo on 7-04-2011 09:29 AM
Women are difficult to please. If she sees u with an ugly girl, she will say baby 'what is this'? If the girl is prettier than her, she will say, baby am I not good enough for you? If you treat her nicely, she calls you a MUGU, but if you don't, she says you are STINGY.
If you dress NICELY, she will say you are a ladies man, if you don't, she says you are LOCAL. If u ARGUE with her, she says you are showing SUPERIORITY, if you don't, she says you are too DULL for her liking O.
If she CHEATS on u, she claims she is SMART, if u cheat on her, she says u don't LOVE her. If you give her the opportunity, she SLEEPS with your friends, if you SLEEP with her friends, she says you are HEARTLESS.
If u buy her a phone, she says she wants a BB, if u buy her a BB she sends naked pictures to other men with the BB:& If u tell her ur true financial status, she says you are POOR, if you lie about it, she says my guy is RICH.
If she goes through your phone, she says it's LOVE, if u go thru her phone, she says u don't TRUST her. If you meets her this month, next month becomes her birthday, but yours shouldn't be celebrated.
If you are RICH, she introduces you to her friends and family, if you are POOR, you become her cousin. If she HURTS u, she calls u a complainant, if you HURT her, the whole world hears it beer.
HOW DO WE GET IT RIGHT? If u sends this to ladies, they say your taken sides, if you don’t; they say you are scared of their reaction.
TO THE GUYS OUT THERE....... Let them feel good. ..........
TO THE LADIES OUT THERE…let them feel the truth. It is the simple TRUTH.
my guy na the koko u just talk now now
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
solid_solid at 7-04-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: gimac on 7-04-2011 09:50 AM
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
With whom?
Why? Where are you going?
How are you going?
To discover what?
Why only you?
What do I do when you are not here?
Can I come with you?
yes very difficult human being
When will you be back?
Will you be home for dinner?
What will you bring for me?
You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?
You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
Answer me why?
I want to go to my mother's house.
I want you to drop me there.
I don't want to come back ever!
What do you mean, OK?
Why aren't you stopping me?
I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.
You always do things like this.
Last time also you did the same thing!
Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!
nnaaaaaaa ..... columbus don suffer ....
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Women are difficult to please. If she sees u with an ugly girl, she will say baby 'what is this'? If the girl is prettier than her, she will say, baby am I not good enough for you? If you treat her nicely, she calls you a MUGU, but if you don't, she says you are STINGY.
If you dress NICELY, she will say you are a ladies man, if you don't, she says you are LOCAL. If u ARGUE with her, she says you are showing SUPERIORITY, if you don't, she says you are too DULL for her liking O.
If she CHEATS on u, she claims she is SMART, if u cheat on her, she says u don't LOVE her. If you give her the opportunity, she SLEEPS with your friends, if you SLEEP with her friends, she says you are HEARTLESS.
If u buy her a phone, she says she wants a BB, if u buy her a BB she sends naked pictures to other men with the BB:& If u tell her ur true financial status, she says you are POOR, if you lie about it, she says my guy is RICH.
If she goes through your phone, she says it's LOVE, if u go thru her phone, she says u don't TRUST her. If you meets her this month, next month becomes her birthday, but yours shouldn't be celebrated.
If you are RICH, she introduces you to her friends and family, if you are POOR, you become her cousin. If she HURTS u, she calls u a complainant, if you HURT her, the whole world hears it beer.
HOW DO WE GET IT RIGHT? If u sends this to ladies, they say your taken sides, if you don’t; they say you are scared of their reaction.
TO THE GUYS OUT THERE....... Let them feel good. ..........
TO THE LADIES OUT THERE…let them feel the truth. It is the simple TRUTH.
seriously u try no bey small.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
With whom?
Why? Where are you going?
How are you going?
To discover what?
Why only you?
What do I do when you are not here?
Can I come with you?
yes very difficult human being
When will you be back?
Will you be home for dinner?
What will you bring for me?
You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?
You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
Answer me why?
I want to go to my mother's house.
I want you to drop me there.
I don't want to come back ever!
What do you mean, OK?
Why aren't you stopping me?
I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.
You always do things like this.
Last time also you did the same thing!
Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!
na one person get all this question? cheii!! COLUMBUS GO DIE FOR HEART ATTACK if em continue.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Few enlighten ones will value it, the rest could see it as, you don't respect their feelings by been to honest often with everything. They will prefer you mix some little lies while telling them anything to make it look sweet to their taste.
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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