How can we please Ladies? (Page 2)

Date: 07-04-2011 9:29 am (13 years ago) | Author: Owhologbo Prince
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- sobeit at 7-04-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on  7-04-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: Dan_Fulani on  7-04-2011 10:46 AM

Every lady is different but good
communication is the solution.
Learn to communicate with her.

dan fulani



Bro !! i don't quite agree with u on this one, Communication ? to please a lady ? Are you a radio or Tv presenter ?  Grin Grin
Bro !!Nothing pleases them that easily,no matter how one try,But we just have to be trying and doing our best. Even you're too perfect for the lady,she will complain about it directly or indirectly   Cheesy Cheesy

true talk! with the words in red.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 7-04-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on  7-04-2011 12:35 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on  7-04-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: Dan_Fulani on  7-04-2011 10:46 AM

Every lady is different but good
communication is the solution.
Learn to communicate with her.

dan fulani



Bro !! i don't quite agree with u on this one, Communication ? to please a lady ? Are you a radio or Tv presenter ?  Grin Grin
Bro !!Nothing pleases them that easily,no matter how one try,But we just have to be trying and doing our best. Even you're too perfect for the lady,she will complain about it directly or indirectly   Cheesy Cheesy

true talk! with the words in red.

My Bro !! Howdy? hope gr8.

We know them ladies, but we must keep trying always. is our duty to do so.  anyi ga na edi ihe nile. thats why we are "Di" in Igbo  Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 7-04-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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still passing
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 7-04-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  7-04-2011 12:40 PM
still passing

Don't turn around when passing, because i no wear anything ooo  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 7-04-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on  7-04-2011 12:38 PM
Quote from: sobeit on  7-04-2011 12:35 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on  7-04-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: Dan_Fulani on  7-04-2011 10:46 AM

Every lady is different but good
communication is the solution.
Learn to communicate with her.

dan fulani



Bro !! i don't quite agree with u on this one, Communication ? to please a lady ? Are you a radio or Tv presenter ?  Grin Grin
Bro !!Nothing pleases them that easily,no matter how one try,But we just have to be trying and doing our best. Even you're too perfect for the lady,she will complain about it directly or indirectly   Cheesy Cheesy

true talk! with the words in red.

My Bro !! Howdy? hope gr8.

We know them ladies, but we must keep trying always. is our duty to do so.  anyi ga na edi ihe nile. thats why we are "Di" in Igbo  Grin Grin
hehehe Bro!! i'm doing great thx! hope u too?well dika isiri kwo,anyi ga na edi ihe nile. just doing our best and leave the rest.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 7-04-2011 01:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Me great too.. Na so, we go dey do our best.  Cheesy

Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 7-04-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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BUY HER CAR..SIMPLE Cool

Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 7-04-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Every lady is different to please.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 7-04-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Peeping
Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 7-04-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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we if anyman want to please me..berr know how to spend...make he buy me a car

Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sweetrae at 7-04-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Owhologbo on  7-04-2011 09:29 AM
Women are difficult to please. If she sees u with an ugly girl, she will say baby 'what is this'? If the girl is prettier than her, she will say, baby am I not good enough for you? If you treat her nicely, she calls you a MUGU, but if you don't, she says you are STINGY.

If you dress NICELY, she will say you are a ladies man, if you don't, she says you are LOCAL. If u ARGUE with her, she says you are showing SUPERIORITY, if you don't, she says you are too DULL for her liking O.
 
If she CHEATS on u, she claims she is SMART, if u cheat on her, she says u don't LOVE her. If you give her the opportunity, she SLEEPS with your friends, if you SLEEP with her friends, she says you are HEARTLESS.

If u buy her a phone, she says she wants a BB, if u buy her a BB she sends naked pictures to other men with the BB:& If u tell her ur true financial status, she says you are POOR, if you lie about it, she says my guy is RICH.

If she goes through your phone, she says it's LOVE, if u go thru her phone, she says u don't TRUST her. If you meets her this month, next month becomes her birthday, but yours shouldn't be celebrated.

If you are RICH, she introduces you to her friends and family, if you are POOR, you become her cousin. If she HURTS u, she calls u a complainant, if you HURT her, the whole world hears it beer.

HOW DO WE GET IT RIGHT? If u sends this to ladies, they say your taken sides, if you don’t; they say you are scared of their reaction.

TO THE GUYS OUT THERE....... Let them feel good. ..........

 TO THE LADIES OUT THERE…let them feel the truth. It is the simple TRUTH.



 Grin Grin Grin....hahaha....sorry, dis is so true it's funny....hahahaha
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skyleo at 7-04-2011 06:57 PM (13 years ago)
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A wise word says on one can pleased the world, expected the person want to kill himself and after his death, the world will still cause his corpse. So to know if one can please a lady change worlds in this above sentences to ladies:

on one can pleased the C, expected the person want to kill himself and after his death, the V will still cause his corpse.
That is life.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 06:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xena15 at 7-04-2011 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 7-04-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sommy4u on  7-04-2011 10:06 AM
to please a lady, u shuld give her ur atm card, den tel her ur code, u wil c she wil b hapi wt u

Ole

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ILOVEIT at 7-04-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Owhologbo on  7-04-2011 09:29 AM
Women are difficult to please. If she sees u with an ugly girl, she will say baby 'what is this'? If the girl is prettier than her, she will say, baby am I not good enough for you? If you treat her nicely, she calls you a MUGU, but if you don't, she says you are STINGY.

If you dress NICELY, she will say you are a ladies man, if you don't, she says you are LOCAL. If u ARGUE with her, she says you are showing SUPERIORITY, if you don't, she says you are too DULL for her liking O.
 
If she CHEATS on u, she claims she is SMART, if u cheat on her, she says u don't LOVE her. If you give her the opportunity, she SLEEPS with your friends, if you SLEEP with her friends, she says you are HEARTLESS.

If u buy her a phone, she says she wants a BB, if u buy her a BB she sends naked pictures to other men with the BB:& If u tell her ur true financial status, she says you are POOR, if you lie about it, she says my guy is RICH.

If she goes through your phone, she says it's LOVE, if u go thru her phone, she says u don't TRUST her. If you meets her this month, next month becomes her birthday, but yours shouldn't be celebrated.

If you are RICH, she introduces you to her friends and family, if you are POOR, you become her cousin. If she HURTS u, she calls u a complainant, if you HURT her, the whole world hears it beer.

HOW DO WE GET IT RIGHT? If u sends this to ladies, they say your taken sides, if you don’t; they say you are scared of their reaction.

TO THE GUYS OUT THERE....... Let them feel good. ..........

 TO THE LADIES OUT THERE…let them feel the truth. It is the simple TRUTH.



hae hae hae laughing in tokyo

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Youngstoriez at 7-04-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  7-04-2011 11:57 AM
hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss and Passsssssssingggggggggggg
...dnt hiss nd pass!! come back, its true!
Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Youngstoriez at 7-04-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on  7-04-2011 02:14 PM
Quote from: Owhologbo on  7-04-2011 09:29 AM
Women are difficult to please. If she sees u with an ugly girl, she will say baby 'what is this'? If the girl is prettier than her, she will say, baby am I not good enough for you? If you treat her nicely, she calls you a MUGU, but if you don't, she says you are STINGY.

If you dress NICELY, she will say you are a ladies man, if you don't, she says you are LOCAL. If u ARGUE with her, she says you are showing SUPERIORITY, if you don't, she says you are too DULL for her liking O.
 
If she CHEATS on u, she claims she is SMART, if u cheat on her, she says u don't LOVE her. If you give her the opportunity, she SLEEPS with your friends, if you SLEEP with her friends, she says you are HEARTLESS.

If u buy her a phone, she says she wants a BB, if u buy her a BB she sends naked pictures to other men with the BB:& If u tell her ur true financial status, she says you are POOR, if you lie about it, she says my guy is RICH.

If she goes through your phone, she says it's LOVE, if u go thru her phone, she says u don't TRUST her. If you meets her this month, next month becomes her birthday, but yours shouldn't be celebrated.

If you are RICH, she introduces you to her friends and family, if you are POOR, you become her cousin. If she HURTS u, she calls u a complainant, if you HURT her, the whole world hears it beer.

HOW DO WE GET IT RIGHT? If u sends this to ladies, they say your taken sides, if you don’t; they say you are scared of their reaction.

TO THE GUYS OUT THERE....... Let them feel good. ..........

 TO THE LADIES OUT THERE…let them feel the truth. It is the simple TRUTH.



 Grin Grin Grin....hahaha....sorry, dis is so true it's funny....hahahaha
...thnk God...u know
Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ILOVEIT at 7-04-2011 07:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  7-04-2011 11:57 AM
hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss and Passsssssssingggggggggggg

why u dey hiss?i no say dis one hit your heart..don't worry the truth hurt but with time you will get over it.

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- D-Ark at 7-04-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked For where? I don try all these things yet no show.
As far as I am concerned, you can only try to please them, tha fact remians
YOU CANT PLEASE WOMEN!!!!!  Shocked Roll Eyes
CHIKENA!
Posted: at 7-04-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ILOVEIT at 7-04-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: D-Ark on  7-04-2011 08:08 PM
Shocked For where? I don try all these things yet no show.
As far as I am concerned, you can only try to please them, tha fact remians
YOU CANT PLEASE WOMEN!!!!!  Shocked Roll Eyes
CHIKENA!

did u read the post.

Posted: at 7-04-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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