suspicious wife

Date: 07-04-2011 1:54 pm (13 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
- at 7-04-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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A wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell her husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave his old story-excuse me my dear wife, my stomach is aching, he then went 2 d bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's room and laid on d bed. She switch the light off. He came in silently nd wasted no words nd starts sex wit her since she was naked. When he finished, the wife said 2 him, U didn't expect me on dis bed did u? She then switched on d light. No madam said the gateman.

Moral of story: sometimes gettin too smart can get u screwed out.

Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 7-04-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Dis is first class joke
but wait let me ask u Federico
Wat do u fink madam will do d gateman after havin sex wit him thinkin it was her husband?

Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-04-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-04-2011 02:03 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Dis is first class joke
but wait let me ask u Federico
Wat do u fink madam will do d gateman after havin sex wit him thinkin it was her husband?

Go for second round now...how u see am?
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 7-04-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Na im b say God don butter gateman bread 4 eating food

Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-04-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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pb44444444444444

Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- RareJewel18 at 7-04-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Cool joke hahahahahahehehehehehohohohoho
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-04-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 02:44 PM (13 years ago)
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bisi... pls letz talk... its important..
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-04-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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federico, dis kirikiri wey u come back from, shey na to dey post posted B4 yokes Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-04-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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@kris, wetin dey shele ?
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-04-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  7-04-2011 02:46 PM
@kris, wetin dey shele ?
call cynthia pls...
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-04-2011 02:47 PM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  7-04-2011 02:46 PM
@kris, wetin dey shele ?
call cynthia pls...
its urgent now... Sad
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 7-04-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago)
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kriss why cynthia?
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on  7-04-2011 02:56 PM
kriss why cynthia?
huh?... Huh?
abegi solid, na family matter jaree..
Posted: at 7-04-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Dafey at 7-04-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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ok, family mata.. i pass>
Posted: at 7-04-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 7-04-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  7-04-2011 02:45 PM
federico, dis kirikiri wey u come back from, shey na to dey post posted B4 yokes Huh? Huh? Huh?
lol...i live u for kirikiri na...how presido and the rest dem?holla dem for me
Posted: at 7-04-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  7-04-2011 03:06 PM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  7-04-2011 02:45 PM
federico, dis kirikiri wey u come back from, shey na to dey post posted B4 yokes Huh? Huh? Huh?
lol...i live u for kirikiri na...how presido and the rest dem?holla dem for me
fed man... how you dey now? Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-04-2011 01:30 AM (13 years ago)
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tnem nack this joke last week 4 here Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 8-04-2011 01:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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