The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam (teacher) had heard enough of the complain and took d boy 2 d principal's office. She explained everything 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
And so on, the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right. The principal then told d teacher 2 send d boy to 4th grade. The teacher decided 2 ask her questions and d principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but I d'nt have?
Boy: Pockets
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me wen you're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen I’m not well, I drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u d'nt get it, you've 2 use ur hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumping and is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam:
'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
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