Prostitue Parrots!

Date: 12-04-2011 5:37 pm (13 years ago) | Author: prinz will
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- at 12-04-2011 05:37 PM (13 years ago)
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A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-04-2011 05:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 08:35 PM (13 years ago)
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This was the same thing you said to some other poster, get a life dude. The post was as sure as hell not a child of your creativity.
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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It seems you can't read.
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 12-04-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago)
no need pb4
Posted: at 12-04-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 12-04-2011 10:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago)
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pb 20
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 12-04-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 09:35 AM (13 years ago)
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poster, them say them don post am b4 ooo
Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 13-04-2011 09:45 AM (13 years ago)
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poster be65
Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:00 AM (13 years ago)
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pb 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 13-04-2011 10:09 AM
so u do see am shey?Huh?

See wetin, Guy carry ur "Ugly Ass" face comot here jor !!!
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 13-04-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehhee
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:24 AM (13 years ago)
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@Solid, that guy dey piss me off seriously
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:29 AM (13 years ago)
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I'm not taking anything personal, but u just piss me off. U know some people are like that. People like u. If I dey see ur photo, I go just dey vex lol
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago)
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haha ... I'd rather hug a transformer!! but, u can kiss one for me ok bro! Nah play play oh, make u no go dey vex for ur peeps
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 13-04-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
two fighting old jokers,
una welfight ooooo Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) |
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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lol ... Emejuru, park well
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- at 13-04-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
where?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) |
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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FOR UR PROFILE PHOTO!! Haha
Posted: at 13-04-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 13-04-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
hehehehe see yeye,
na that one you look,
abegii i pack well well
Posted: at 13-04-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago) |
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