Three Tough Mice!

Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how tough I am."

I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I'm outa there!" and he tosses down another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "You think that's tough? When I find a pile of d-con, I crush it and snort it like it's cocaine." With that he throws down another shot and slams his shotglass on the bar.

The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he has to say for himself.

He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass and heads for the door. His buddies look at each other, then at him and say, "Hey, where are YOU going?"

The third mouse says, "I haven't got time for this shit, I need to get home to screw the cat."

Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

poster just wait make i finish the eating the Dam fish you cook first
am coming right away.

Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Too bad for u then, It'd have been better if u simply told me u didn't understand The Joke. Cos its not so bad at all. Have u ever heard of a Mouse Screwing(fcuking) a CAT???

Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

you and who? abeg go your way jare

Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

passing

Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

PB4....

Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

pb4 b4

Posted: at 13-04-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago) |

seen and read b4

Posted: at 14-04-2011 02:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 14-04-2011 06:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie