This is due to a malfunction is the original prototype units code Adam & Eve, resulting in the reproduction of some defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed “sub-sequential internal Non-mortality “or more commonly known as SIN, as it is formerly expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of Origin
Lack of peace & joy
Selfish or violent behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Fearfulness
Idolatry
Rebellion
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The repair Technicians Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee repaired.
The number to call for repair in all areas is P – R – A – Y – E – R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component no matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with;
Joy
Love
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faithfulness
Gentleness self-control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING!
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problem too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded for free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
P.S. please assist where possible by notifying others of the important recall notice and you may contact the father any time by “Kneel Mail”
Because He lives!
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