Golf with Wife

Date: 15-04-2011 3:54 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 15-04-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.

    "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

    "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

    "That's when I made my big mistake."

    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"

    "I don't remember much after that"!

Posted: at 15-04-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 15-04-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
emmagency that look like your wife's Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) |
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- solid_solid at 15-04-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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and so? Huh?
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 15-04-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 15-04-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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omotoyo u borne?
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 15-04-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 15-04-2011 04:05 PM
emmagency that look like your wife's Grin Grin
u see the degree of your yeyeness? 1. You see any picture for here? wey u take know say e resemble my wife own. 2. I no get wife
Posted: at 15-04-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 15-04-2011 08:05 PM (13 years ago)
see yeye
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:05 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 15-04-2011 08:29 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye master again?  Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 15-04-2011 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
more yeye
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- Omilim at 15-04-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad
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- Fashalyn at 16-04-2011 11:11 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 16-04-2011 11:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-04-2011 01:23 AM (13 years ago)
shooo wetin na?
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- zeigbo at 17-04-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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yeye master
Posted: at 17-04-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 17-04-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago)
cheii Undecided
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- zeigbo at 17-04-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 17-04-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 17-04-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Wetin make e be say na anywhere emejuru carry him yeye head enter nai yeye go dey smell up and down?.
Posted: at 17-04-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-04-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago)
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bcs him be yeye master
Posted: at 17-04-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 17-04-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago)
una yeye oooo no be small Cheesy
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- at 26-04-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
correct Grin
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