NO ONE IS PERFECT

A minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation.

Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood.

Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher said, "Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"

One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet.

"So, Mr Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"

"No, sir", the man replied, "I'm just standing for my wife's first husband!"

Posted: at 28-11-2008 07:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

 


but we need no defendants.......................lol




cool joke....nice 1 keep on researching and posting

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Posted: at 29-11-2008 05:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

OMG 

Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Orezo...ur comment is suspiciocus

Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Karina..Im just a newbie for goodness sake

Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

LOL! Nice One...!

Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

@KEN... Ha ha, I cud do U the hook ups faster than Karina can do for herself with with GRTMIM!!! Cos This ur remark, ebi like say she don do U 'fastness'! But it's ol' good, U no suppose hide behind e no funny...
So, ned more jokes from him... GRTMIM, ova to U for newer jokes...
LOL!!!!!

Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

REEZZZIIIII! Whr U leave ur advance learners dictionary?? Abi U de wit all dem ppl who de use wikipedia, and all the wrong collaborators site, eh? Oya, de clear ur mind... LOL!

Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Karina loves all my jokes..I let her know I am just a newbie...

Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Yes Sir
[Oga Police, kiya!!!]

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:26 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie