A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. Dyabman, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution. CuteAngel, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me." Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, Dyabman wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke CuteAngel and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"
Posted: at 28-11-2008 07:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
FunkyKing at 28-11-2008 09:13 PM (15 years ago) (m)
The smell of the toes and the bad breath dey correspond.
Life is too short........ live right while you still can
Posted: at 28-11-2008 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Ist of all, rezimero or wat is dat ur name self,y do u like to beef others for their joke wen u havent even done jis one b4?haba well for the joke teller, it s a kul one dude bt u fine pass dis ur joke ok,i should understand it s a kinda butta joke cos u look like one lolz
Posted: at 1-12-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Ist of all, rezimero or wat is dat ur name self,y do u like to beef others for their joke wen u havent even done jis one b4?haba well for the joke teller, it s a kul one dude bt u fine pass dis ur joke ok,i should understand it s a kinda butta joke cos u look like one lolz
see this JJC oh. you just enter house you no ask how dem dey run things you carry your mouth dey carry dey yan. i no blame you
Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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