PLS PITY THE WAITER AND THE RESTAURANT........HABAMANA!!!

Date: 30-04-2011 1:29 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Prince femi okewole
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- at 30-04-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they

didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the
Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two
other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, "
Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

Posted: at 30-04-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- chicanorose at 30-04-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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poster i no dey see wetin u write oooooooo abeg use better colour

Posted: at 30-04-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 30-04-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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ok ma
Posted: at 30-04-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 30-04-2011 01:48 PM (13 years ago)
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dats good of u

Posted: at 30-04-2011 01:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frayobkk at 30-04-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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beter repost that if u want ppl to read and comment on that topic

Posted: at 30-04-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 30-04-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye like u
i say u self dey form d"banj Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-04-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 30-04-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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cheiii make i wear my eyeglass..i dey come back.. Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 30-04-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster, i dey see wetin u write
but ur handwriting no fine  Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 30-04-2011 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
pb4 b4
Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:07 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 30-04-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha this is really joke for today! sooo funny!
i dey hail ooooooooo

Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jaolab at 30-04-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago)
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i leave life or life but i comot
Posted: at 30-04-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 30-04-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Poster dis for be  pb4 but u repainted it
So now na painted b4 Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-04-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmandazie at 30-04-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Not bad for a joke but your chioce of colour is not healthy for the eyes!
Posted: at 30-04-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-04-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 30-04-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 1-05-2011 04:34 PM (13 years ago)
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change d color pls
Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lordernest at 1-05-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LWKMD MA BROTHER THE JOKE MK SENSE
Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- neossha at 1-05-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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what a font colour...........mtcheeeeeeeeeew
Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-05-2011 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
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- Omilim at 1-05-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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color not favorable for my eyes at all Sad

nice post tho
Posted: at 1-05-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-05-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
 Tongue
Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) |
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