we no dey carry last 1

Date: 30-04-2011 5:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Digitalman
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- at 30-04-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.

While in the middle of their food, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away.

The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away.

Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.

The other men saw this but just kept on eating.

Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again.

It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to to the Chinese man and asked " how much you go buy am?"   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-04-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Skypon2002 at 30-04-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye people, pls keep off........... Angry Angry
Posted: at 30-04-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- richy_ex at 30-04-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago)
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money eye
Posted: at 30-04-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 30-04-2011 08:59 PM (12 years ago)
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NA REAL CONTAINER NNABIA Grin
Posted: at 30-04-2011 08:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 30-04-2011 09:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Seen b4
Posted: at 30-04-2011 09:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 1-05-2011 08:09 AM (12 years ago)
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where u see am?
abi u dey do am?  Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 1-05-2011 08:09 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- VICRAM at 1-05-2011 01:08 PM (12 years ago)
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i luv ur joke.
Posted: at 1-05-2011 01:08 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jovison at 1-05-2011 01:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Good one.
Posted: at 1-05-2011 01:21 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lanudja at 1-05-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Bizness don start no time waste Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-05-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 1-05-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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silently laughing
Posted: at 1-05-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2011 07:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Skypon hw much u go sell dis joke Huh?
Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 1-05-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Kai igbo men no dey carry last at all!!
Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-05-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago)
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i don tire....no new joke nowadays
Posted: at 1-05-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: VICRAM on  1-05-2011 01:08 PM
i luv ur joke.

yaaaa
thanks
i will post more of my funny jokes............
Posted: at 2-05-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on  1-05-2011 01:32 PM
Bizness don start no time waste Grin Grin Grin

 Grin
na so oooooooo
Posted: at 2-05-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-05-2011 07:36 PM
Skypon hw much u go sell dis joke Huh?

haha u wan buy the joke?
just bring N 1000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000.............for the joke  Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  1-05-2011 07:47 PM
Kai igbo men no dey carry last at all!!

kpata kpata na draw  Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-05-2011 08:06 PM
i don tire....no new joke nowadays

this one self na old joke?
Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 2-05-2011 09:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  2-05-2011 09:01 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  1-05-2011 07:47 PM
Kai igbo men no dey carry last at all!!

kpata kpata na draw  Grin Grin
Exactly
Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
this babe self.........

watz up darlie?  Grin
Posted: at 2-05-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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