femilux at 1-05-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) (m) A very successful naija man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out
a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they
arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same
again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just loked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve how
materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a
thing? asked the man. dont you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck
hit you..........., oh my God replied the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch. NA WAOH............. Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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femilux at 1-05-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) (m) NAWAOH Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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giftmurphy at 1-05-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) (f) nice one Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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Lordernest at 1-05-2011 04:42 PM (13 years ago) (m) ;Dnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lwkm Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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neossha at 1-05-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) (f) lolzzzzz Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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at 1-05-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago) poster you be pb4 Posted: at 1-05-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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Omilim at 1-05-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) (f) lolest Posted: at 1-05-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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at 1-05-2011 07:10 PM (13 years ago) Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:10 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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Fashalyn at 1-05-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago) (f) seen b4
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!! Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Emmagency9 at 1-05-2011 10:04 PM (13 years ago) (m) Seen B4 precisely 74 TIMES excluding this
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ Posted: at 1-05-2011 10:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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at 1-05-2011 10:36 PM (13 years ago) Posted: at 1-05-2011 10:36 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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giftmurphy at 1-05-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago) (f) Seen B4 precisely 74 TIMES excluding this
really?bt still smile na...... Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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at 1-05-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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at 2-05-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) him no Posted: at 2-05-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago) (m) no be today we don dey hear this joke
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode Posted: at 2-05-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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richy_ex at 2-05-2011 09:51 PM (13 years ago) (m) lol Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Fashalyn at 2-05-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) (f) no be today we don dey hear this joke it has tey
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!! Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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at 2-05-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago) fash who asked you out of the house? Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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Emmagency9 at 2-05-2011 10:01 PM (13 years ago) (m) Seen B4 precisely 74 TIMES excluding this
really?bt still smile na...... how i go smile for wetin no dey sweet me again when no be say i be emejuru
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ Posted: at 2-05-2011 10:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago) (m) no be today we don dey hear this joke it has tey it has teyed
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode Posted: at 2-05-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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