NIGERIANS AND MATERIAL TINS...... IMAGINE DIS MAN ABEG.........

Date: 01-05-2011 3:25 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Prince femi okewole
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- at 1-05-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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A very successful naija man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out

a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they

arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same

again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just loked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve how

materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a

thing? asked the man. dont you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck

hit you..........., oh my God replied the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch.
NA WAOH.............

Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- femilux at 1-05-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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NAWAOH
Posted: at 1-05-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 1-05-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lordernest at 1-05-2011 04:42 PM (13 years ago)
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 ;Dnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lwkm
Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- neossha at 1-05-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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lolzzzzz
Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-05-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
poster you be pb4
Posted: at 1-05-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 1-05-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
lolest
Posted: at 1-05-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-05-2011 07:10 PM (13 years ago)
 Tongue
Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:10 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 1-05-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago)
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seen b4

Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 1-05-2011 10:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Seen B4 precisely 74 TIMES excluding this

Posted: at 1-05-2011 10:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-05-2011 10:36 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 1-05-2011 10:36 PM (13 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 1-05-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  1-05-2011 10:04 PM
Seen B4 precisely 74 TIMES excluding this
really?bt still smile na......
Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-05-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 1-05-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 2-05-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
him no
Posted: at 2-05-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago)
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no be today we don dey hear this joke
 Grin

Posted: at 2-05-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- richy_ex at 2-05-2011 09:51 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 2-05-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  2-05-2011 07:48 PM
no be today we don dey hear this joke
 Grin
it has tey

Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 2-05-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago)
fash who asked  you out of the house?
Posted: at 2-05-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 2-05-2011 10:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  1-05-2011 11:41 PM
Quote from: Emmagency9 on  1-05-2011 10:04 PM
Seen B4 precisely 74 TIMES excluding this
really?bt still smile na......
how i go smile for wetin no dey sweet me again when no be say i be emejuru

Posted: at 2-05-2011 10:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-05-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-05-2011 09:52 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  2-05-2011 07:48 PM
no be today we don dey hear this joke
 Grin
it has tey

 Grin Grin Grin
it has teyed       Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-05-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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