Things All Guys Do, But Wont Admit to:

They groom
Let’s be perfectly honest: If the vast majority of men didn’t manscape, the number of urban sasquatch sightings would rise by at least 300%. Thankfully, that hasn’t become an issue since today’s trendsetting metrosegxwals are shaving, waxing and plucking like never before.

They cry
When it comes to crying, men used to believe it was only admissible to shed a tear at
a) Your father’s funeral or
b) When hit in the man berries with anything larger than a breadbox.

They consume girly drinks
Although few guys will admit it, there are certain times when an ice cold beer or a smooth glass of scotch simply won’t satisfy. That’s why they are increasingly wetting their whistles with festive girly drinks like lime margaritas, wine coolers and apple puckers. Sure these drinks might not be very manly, but you’ll never get a fun little paper umbrella if you keep on ordering Coors.

They refuse sex
Although it might seem preposterous, there are times when some men are simply not in the mood. According to recent statistics, 22% of men are more likely to refuse sex than their partners. not all men are segxwal machines at all times.

They flip through women’s magazines

They watch chick flicks

They cuddle and use pet names
Get a guy behind closed doors with his partner and he’ll resort to an endless string of “darlings,” “pumpkins” and “cupcakes” faster than you can say “Gag me with a spoon.” In fact, some men use these pet names so much they end up sounding like a romantic form of Tourette Syndrome.

They acknowledge other guys' looks
Ask a guy about another man’s attractiveness and he’ll either
a) Tell you he’s never noticed,
b) Openly question your segxwality or
c) Run out of the room screaming, "Stay away from me, you hear me? Stay AWAY!"

That’s because they all think that admitting they find another guy attractive is like admitting they want to spend an afternoon in a Turkish bathhouse with Carson Kressley. Nonetheless, men do notice. They notice at work, at home and in the gym. Hell, they even notice in the bathroom, where even heterosegxwal guys have glanced at more packages than a UPS delivery man.

the truth? you can't handle the truth
When it comes to being a man, what we say and what we do are often at odds. Oh sure, men talk a good game, but get them behind closed doors and they’re nothing but a bunch of chick flick-watching, Apple Pucker-drinking, cuddle monsters. And that’s okay, because being able to embrace his feminine side is what makes a man truly strong.

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

but at least 299% truth abi?

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Guilty conscience dey worry DK!!

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is not about admitting there are things on yr menu, that i can't or should i said it this way, I've never done that, Maybe it could occur someday, no one knows.

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

so what are they?

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Here they are : You mentioned

They cry !! Real Men hardly cry, Unless something tragedy occur, even some find it difficult to shed tears when they lost love ones, instead of tears they grieve inside with heavy heart.

They consume girly drinks!! Which drink is tagged Women drink, if i may ask ? Image is nothing on this one, Just Obey your thirst. personal i'm a brandy type, nothing more but brandy, I don't sip beer at all, unless u have some raw Local Palmy for my stomach  .

They flip through women’s magazines!! What and what is women's magazine for u ? But i tell u what, 80% of Men prefer to flip thru Football magazines or Play Boy instead of some fashion week magazine.

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

still pondering on it

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 5-05-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 5-05-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Top 10 things ladies do but they will never admit...............


1.......they steal from their bf's wallet

2.......they are mostly lesbian in d mind(just too scared of doing it or yet to find a willing lady)

3......no man can satisfy them on bed. Only lesbian sex gives dem ultimate pleasure

4....they nag, not dat they have a good reason to nag oo.......but they just enjoy making those occasional noises

5......they love to pick up fights.. After having their pretty face battered they accuse u(der bf) f not beating up d person they had bluffed they would beat to coma

6.......thEy love d pools bt they are worse swimmers than cats

7..........greatest hypocrites ever!..........talk to ur ex on phone & see her whine @ u..........bt there is no crime with her speaking with her countless uncles & “bodas”

8........they are buLlies,brutes.once ur gals knows she's stronger than u, u don die be dat. Na beating u for u oo

9...ur Mom is an angel.....yes,she's ur gals' devil.she will never like her


10...98.75% of em will love to have a man they can control like zulu gambari....something like, baba tomboy food never ready?


I don sign out Oo ˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

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Posted: at 6-05-2011 04:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero