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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 11-05-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)  (m) former President Olusegun Obasanjo and a infomation minister were seated next to each other on the plane.
The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems.
Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.
When the charming flight attendant came around with the trolley, the President ordered a gin and tonic for himself.
The flight attendant then asked the minister whether he wanted anything.
He replied, "Oh no, thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol".
The President promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the flight attendant and said, "Madam, I didn't know there was a choice."
i dont plane xes in the bathroom............... english | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dollymacy") dollymacy at 11-05-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago) (m) i c i dey come make i search my bible | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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pastor dolly u don show like oshomole again
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 11-05-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) (m) ASK AM OO NA BIBLE HE GO CHECK OR DICTIONARY?  | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 11-05-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) (m) REPENT | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dollymacy") dollymacy at 11-05-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) (m) i c
i dey come make i search my bible
Ashawo, Watch yah mouth | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 11-05-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) (m) i weakooooooooooooooo | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 11-05-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 11-05-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago) (m) ??
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 11-05-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) (m) @poster am waiting to hear is the charming lady accept the offer of sex? | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 11-05-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) (m) SEX SEX SEX SEX...AM ALREADY TIRED.99% X-RATED..................NA WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 11-05-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 11-05-2011 05:13 PM (13 years ago) (m) Reply |
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wetin do ur eyes na
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 12-05-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "prof96") prof96 at 12-05-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) (m) no make at all, mschewwwwwwwww | Posted: at 12-05-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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wetin do ur eyes na
......na d eye glass.o......d thing too big 4 me | Posted: at 12-05-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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