Sweet Escape!!!

A man once told his son to always play a trick whenever the Landlord comes around for his rent... Whenever the landlord comes around the man always says "Oga abeg wait make my pikin bring d money come"... "Ovo, come, where d money i giv u keep for landlord?" He asked... "Papa, no vex, e lost for road wen i go by sumtin oneday"... "What??? Shouted d man... Today u must leave dis house... Na under bridge me and u go dey stay now... he threatened. Out of pity, d Landlord gave them some extra time to pay their bills...

This went one for 2months... Until a day when d father slapped Ovo in a bid to convince the Landlord... But the landlord who was pissed off by the attitude of his tenants, threatened dat his next coming will be with thugs to beat up the man if doesnt pay his rent.This slap really pained Ovo and Ovo decided to take revenge for the slap sum day...
Fortunately for the man, He was able to gathered the exact money needed to pay the rent... Unkowingly dat his son Ovo had a plan... He dropped d money in the hands of his son and said "Keep am ooh!!! I no wan hear say e lost ooh, Landlord go come collect am dis evening..
Evening came and d landlord arrived with a bus filled with boys... He shouts "Mr man, where is my money pay me now now or face the consequenses"... The man laughs and says "Oga cool down make i pay u, why u wan embarrass me like dis na???" Ovo bring the money he shouted... Ovo comes and with his face squeezed, replying "Which money??? U give me money???" D father thinking Ovo was still playing the old trick yelled back "Ovo, na under bridge we go stay ooh... Ovo smiles and says "Why we neva pack go there since, e don tey wen i like to stay there sef" As d papa hear am, cold catch am... He look d crowd when wan beat am and calculate d money when ovo say no dey with am again... As he dey shake wan talk to landlord, na im cardiac arrest just hold am... Na so im pass there die... 

Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i never laugh like dis before........
dis joke funny no be small

Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Who u go blame B4... When dey papa dey play yeye trick kon still slap Ovo join for the matter... No be ovo fault... He no know sey na so e go be...

But d man no pay d money last last na... He escape am go hell fire...

Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZO!!!

Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 




e remain one more sentence i 4 carry u go meet D banj make im flog u well for dis obeying the "NO Long tin statement"

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Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Henry... Why u dey lie for here... Bcos say i advice u for ur joke na im make u kon dey talk like dis... Joke wen be sey na me siddon reason am... Kia... I fear u oooh...

Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yes rezi... (singing)Una go hala my name one day ooh... One day ooh...

Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Abeg help me tell am sey i no dey do copycat work ooh...

Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I just pray so ooh..

Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u try

Posted: at 5-03-2016 11:24 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac