Catapult!!!

Date: 04-12-2008 7:57 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Ocheche Eveshowz
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- at 4-12-2008 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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One guy and his gurlfriend went out to the beach to catch some fun. They were trying to figure out what else was fun when the guy saw a very big bird. Not knowing what to do to kill the bird, he instinctively asked his gurlfriend, "Give me ur catapult!, ur catapult!!"

The Gurl quickly pulled down her G-string and handed it to the guy.

Posted: at 4-12-2008 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- wowolarry at 4-12-2008 09:24 PM (15 years ago)
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 See go look 4 somtin beta to do wit ur time e.g shoot some birds behind ur house with G-Strings instead of wating ur time hia.Tell me wats funny about dis joke?Huh???Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 4-12-2008 09:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Abby at 4-12-2008 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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um, ok   Undecided
Posted: at 4-12-2008 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 09:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm... Seems she came prepared for Bird Hunting...LOL
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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u go fear catapult na. other uses still dey for that catapult oh Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-12-2008 10:17 AM
u go fear catapult na. other uses still dey for that catapult oh Grin Grin Grin

abeg tell us..... make we hear

Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi... Quick tell us na...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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make una wait na. una too dey rush. una dey in haste? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 5-12-2008 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm

cra.....zy

wat oda uses anyway mayb...................dt wud put an end 2 it
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jannee at 5-12-2008 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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ok so wat happened next
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennycynth at 5-12-2008 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-12-2008 11:57 AM
make una wait na. una too dey rush. una dey in haste? Grin Grin Grin


i sabi the ANSWER

Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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@Janee... and the killed d bird...

@Rezi... Quick na...


@Kenny... Oya help rezi if u know am...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 5-12-2008 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-12-2008 12:40 PM
@Janee... and the killed d bird...

@Rezi... Quick na...


@Kenny... Oya help rezi if u know am...

na you give me (go ahead oh), make u no talk say i don spoil oh.

na LOOK AND FELLOW(seduction)
if she bend, you look, your thing come ves, you follow.

na de answer be dat.



Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 01:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm... Sounds intersting... But why d tin go dey vex... Im suppose  like wetinn e dey see na...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 5-12-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-12-2008 01:03 PM
Hmmm... Sounds intersting... But why d tin go dey vex... Im suppose  like wetinn e dey see na...


OREZO abeg no be for my mouth you go hear say UNA THING dey ves bcos of the way una dey take suffer the thing.
Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Who tell u say we dey suffer am... Me my own dey flex well well... Na almost everyday i dey take am go for Laundry... So aw e wan take complain sey e dey suffer...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- act2sean at 5-12-2008 03:46 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm!!!!! E be like the way una dey reply this joke all of una know wetin this catapult (G-string) mean oh! No be the catapult wey we dey take shoot bird. That kind capault no fit shoot stone oh. Maybe condom!!!!!!!!!!!lol
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Act...Wetin d catapul... I mean catapult wan kill for stone...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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thank you kenny for your answer. e be like say you be scholar for this kind matter oh
sist i hail Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Na first class student of the couse na...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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