and d world ends(but I believe I can fly)

Date: 20-05-2011 10:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: tobby oshosanwo
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- at 20-05-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago)
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My people, as d world ends in a coupla hours(maybe minutes or second depending on ur location), I'm seizing dis opportunity to say I'm sorry to those I've offended(if u like no forgive me,if u no enter heaven no blame me oo).and to dat those dat have offended me, well you are all pardoned with amnesty, let's party hard with all of d money I hastily withdrew from d bank(shebi we no go need money dia?,make I kuku spend am finish now).


And to our earthly angels and fairies(girls), just like wizkid said, no need for more long thing or fronting ooo,let's do something sharp sharp cos we've got few hrs left. Cos as u and I know, up there its all fresh fresh,only virgins would get a man there...let d chance to hit me pass u by then u might as well rue it.

All said and set, let's party! Let's rock & roll till a minute to 12 when we all gonna become bornagain, then we eat and wait till d time cos when we gon' fly up(eat oo! nkan ti eye baje l'eye agbe fo o)....



           Signed....chairman, rapture committee (Xter)


Posted: at 20-05-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- kebella at 20-05-2011 10:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked ur not serious what abt ur bank/acc Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 20-05-2011 10:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 20-05-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

see you tomorrow xter
Posted: at 20-05-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 20-05-2011 10:58 PM (12 years ago)
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pls yu can change those money in euro n' send it to ma thru western union lol............i still ve time on earth

Posted: at 20-05-2011 10:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 20-05-2011 11:02 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Yu're not Forgiven

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:02 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago)
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come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 10:58 PM
pls yu can change those money in euro n' send it to ma thru western union lol............i still ve time on earth

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy kebella u no want go heaven u too like this world ooh Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 20-05-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago)
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my time never reach  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 20-05-2011 11:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo
Shocked Shocked Shocked hope my eyes re not deceiving me Lips Sealed

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 @KB:D Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- harold634 at 20-05-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo

Sweetie is prohibited in Heaven
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:08 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo
Shocked Shocked Shocked hope my eyes re not deceiving me Lips Sealed


 Cheesy Cheesy no nah ur eyes cannot decieve u
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: harold634 on 20-05-2011 11:09 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo

Sweetie is prohibited in Heaven

how  do u mean Cheesy
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 20-05-2011 10:54 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

see you tomorrow xter
see who? Where? If its paradise then I promise, I will marry. But on earth?Huh?Huh?? hell naa

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- harold634 at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:10 PM
Quote from: harold634 on 20-05-2011 11:09 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo

Sweetie is prohibited in Heaven

how  do u mean Cheesy

Jesus said nothing of such
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:10 PM
Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:08 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo
Shocked Shocked Shocked hope my eyes re not deceiving me Lips Sealed


 Cheesy Cheesy no nah ur eyes cannot decieve u

how can yu love a dying man whose dead warrant is sign n' seal morrow Huh?

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 20-05-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:08 PM
@KB:D Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Grin Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- harold634 at 20-05-2011 11:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 20-05-2011 11:12 PM
Quote from: Omilim on 20-05-2011 10:54 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

see you tomorrow xter
see who? Where? If its paradise then I promise, I will marry. But on earth?Huh?Huh?? hell naa

Which paradise u wan marry?
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 20-05-2011 11:16 PM (12 years ago)
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xteravangce

Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:12 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:10 PM
Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:08 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything Cheesy Tongue and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you  Kiss Kiss reply ooo
Shocked Shocked Shocked hope my eyes re not deceiving me Lips Sealed


 Cheesy Cheesy no nah ur eyes cannot decieve u

how can yu love a dying man whose dead warrant is sign n' seal morrow Huh?

thats the power of love  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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