DIVORCE IN HEAVEN !!!!!!

Date: 05-12-2008 10:06 pm (12 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 5-12-2008 10:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Two lovers died in a motor accident and met at the gate of heaven where they met face to face with Saint Peter.

They asked St Peter sir, before we enter into heaven, we would like to ask if there is marriage in heaven, because we would like to get married as soon as we make up our mind n this relationship asap. St Peter looked at them for a while and said, o.k wait for me here let me find out.

One year, two,three .... and after 10years St Peter came back looking worried and tired said to them, yes I think yes you can actually get married in heaven.

Then, when he was about to open the gate for the couple, they asked again, sir, sorry to bother you, we would also like to know if there is divorce in heaven, in case we no longer love each other again.

St Peter was s annoyed that he shouted at them.... Can't you see how long it took before I found a Pastor in heaven to conduct the marriage ?? I am not sure there would be a single lawyer here for the divource !!!!





Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 10:12 PM (12 years ago)
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not funny

Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grtmimshak at 6-12-2008 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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in heaven? U dont talk of Village here called earth..you are talking bout heaven
Posted: at 6-12-2008 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-12-2008 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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nOTHING nEAR fUNNIE aTaLL

Posted: at 7-12-2008 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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you mean say pastors and lawyers no dey heaven?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimbrik at 8-12-2008 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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i remember all of urna for xmas party talk, i done see ahm say urna no get work! if ee no funny u no fit just checkout other jokes. must u fall ur hand all the time. come where urna grow up for nigeria for border cotonu. i ask bcos urna too get time. one luv sha no bif
Posted: at 8-12-2008 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dimbrik on  8-12-2008 03:22 PM
i remember all of urna for xmas party talk, i done see ahm say urna no get work! if ee no funny u no fit just checkout other jokes. must u fall ur hand all the time. come where urna grow up for nigeria for border cotonu. i ask bcos urna too get time. one luv sha no bif
you wey get plenty work (Mr worker) wetin you dey do for here?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimbrik at 16-12-2008 05:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero l
you wey get plenty work (Mr worker) wetin you dey do for here?
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u win again!! lol cheers
Posted: at 16-12-2008 05:34 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Oceandrive at 16-12-2008 10:09 AM (12 years ago)
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St Peter should look well. There must be a lawyer in heaven or what will ... b

Posted: at 16-12-2008 10:09 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oceandrive at 16-12-2008 10:09 AM (12 years ago)
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St Peter should look well. There must be a lawyer in heaven or what will ... b

Posted: at 16-12-2008 10:09 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 16-12-2008 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
brb
Posted: at 16-12-2008 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- morgan1 at 19-06-2016 06:47 AM (5 years ago)
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who con dey heaven oo???
Posted: at 19-06-2016 06:47 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:24 PM (5 years ago)
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Hmmmm,,I waka passs
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:24 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2016 10:26 AM (5 years ago)
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digging deep

Posted: at 20-06-2016 10:26 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:30 PM (5 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:30 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (5 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 23-06-2016 10:56 PM (5 years ago)
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Hahahhahahaha
Posted: at 23-06-2016 10:56 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 11:12 PM (4 years ago)
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Heaven is a different place
Posted: at 11-03-2017 11:12 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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