A Day in Hell

Date: 24-05-2011 12:25 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Adekunle kolawole
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum  chum?
Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell.
Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks.
Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:  Gee that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking.
Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:  Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:  Why  yes  as a matter of fact  I do.  Love the gambling.
Demon:  Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.  Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...  If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon:   You into drugs?
Guy:  Are you kidding?  Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!  O.D.!!
Guy:  Yowza!  I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy:  Uh  no.

Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- at 24-05-2011 12:27 PM (12 years ago)
poster i hope you enjoyed your first day in hell,
wishing you many more days weeks months
and even years of enjoyment in hell bye bye Cheesy
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:27 PM (12 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 12:29 PM (12 years ago)
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pb100
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 @ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-05-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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you no whether him don go there b4?... Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jaolab at 24-05-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 24-05-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there

how you take no?
abi you don visit b4 Grin?
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- koliano4me at 24-05-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 24-05-2011 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there

how you take no?
abi you don visit b4 Grin?
YOU FORGET SAY WE WENT TOGETHER  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-05-2011 12:33 PM
you no whether him don go there b4?... Grin
Grin Grin Grin

abi o
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 24-05-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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sick ideas
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 24-05-2011 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there

how you take no?
abi you don visit b4 Grin?

jump am pass Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: koliano4me on 24-05-2011 12:39 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 24-05-2011 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there

how you take no?
abi you don visit b4 Grin?
YOU FORGET SAY WE WENT TOGETHER  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Gbam
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- koliano4me at 24-05-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there
THAT IS WHY I LIKE WOMAN PAS MAN JARE.......THANK
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- koliano4me at 24-05-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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ALL YOU SABI........... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- koliano4me at 24-05-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 12:46 PM
Grin Grin
MANY LAUGH AND FUN THEIR TOO JARE AND U GO MEET BIG PEOPLE LIKE E.T.C
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 24-05-2011 12:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: koliano4me on 24-05-2011 12:42 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there
THAT IS WHY I LIKE WOMAN PAS MAN JARE.......THANK

you be correct muntullaa... you like woman pass yourself. mister, go check your head. Angry
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- koliano4me at 24-05-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-05-2011 12:56 PM
Quote from: koliano4me on 24-05-2011 12:42 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 12:31 PM
@ Poster, u dont even wish to spend a sec in hell

there's no fun there
THAT IS WHY I LIKE WOMAN PAS MAN JARE.......THANK

you be correct muntullaa... you like woman pass yourself. mister, go check your head. Angry
AS U DEY DO JUJU 4 OYIBO FOR MONEY.......THAT MEAN YOU TO BE FRIEND IN HELL
Posted: at 24-05-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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