DADDY CALLS HOME..

Date: 07-12-2008 6:53 pm (15 years ago) | Author: habzee
- at 7-12-2008 06:53 PM (15 years ago)
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PHONE RINGS


"Hello?"


"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy."

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my G-d!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***


***Longer Pause***


***Even Longer Pause***


Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? ...... Is this 486-5731?" Undecided Undecided Grin

Posted: at 7-12-2008 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 7-12-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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guy this stuff has been posted here so many times




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Posted: at 7-12-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 7-12-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-12-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- joy79 at 7-12-2008 11:11 PM (15 years ago)
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na wah oooooooooooo,this one is really funny Smiley Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2008 11:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted B4...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- soljurn16 at 1-06-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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you dey think at all?
Posted: at 1-06-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 1-06-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago)
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really funny.......... Grin
Posted: at 1-06-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rosiegirl2 at 1-06-2011 07:13 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 1-06-2011 07:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 1-06-2011 07:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-06-2011 07:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Expresslady at 1-06-2011 08:11 PM (12 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 1-06-2011 08:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MilleniumMan at 3-06-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-06-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 3-06-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-06-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 3-06-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 3-06-2011 10:18 PM (12 years ago)
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funny heheheh but b4
Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 3-06-2011 10:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol Wink
Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cocoeni at 3-06-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 3-06-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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