Beer contains female hormones!

Date: 31-05-2011 9:06 pm (12 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
- at 31-05-2011 09:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,

....yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

Cool Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!

Posted: at 31-05-2011 09:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- united07060 at 31-05-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago)
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jokery but didnt make sense
Posted: at 31-05-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Abolore05 at 31-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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my point exactly!
wait...have been drinkin BEER?
Posted: at 31-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2011 09:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 1-06-2011 09:35 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 09:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 1-06-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-06-2011 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 1-06-2011 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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this na p4 na
Posted: at 1-06-2011 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akpalakostella at 1-06-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 1-06-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 1-06-2011 08:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 08:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 1-06-2011 09:10 PM (12 years ago)
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i gat an award for posting
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Posted: at 1-06-2011 09:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- julianasimeon at 3-06-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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