husband writes wife

Date: 09-12-2008 1:22 pm (15 years ago) | Author: martin ugburo
- at 9-12-2008 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Dearest sweet heart,
     I can't send my salary this month, so i am sending
100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
      Your husband
       allen


The wife replies after some days;

Dearest sweetheart,
     Thanks for your 100 kisses, here are the expenses in
detail:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The landlord comes everyday and takes 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so i have
given him some other items....?
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

     Please don't worry about me, i have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and i hope i can complete the month using this
balance. Shall i plan the same way for next month?
     Please Advice!!!
     
    Your wife
     Ellen

Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- HOCKIESS at 9-12-2008 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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BRUDA YOU TRY
Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 9-12-2008 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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the husband no reply? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2008 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 01:13 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 18-01-2013 01:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-01-2013 03:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-01-2013 03:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-01-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 18-01-2013 04:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Hehehe Grin
Posted: at 18-01-2013 04:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 18-01-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 18-01-2013 07:09 PM (11 years ago)
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still reading!
Posted: at 18-01-2013 07:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-01-2013 08:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Am ari here
Posted: at 18-01-2013 08:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-01-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 18-01-2013 10:38 PM (11 years ago)
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ı dey load ma gun dey pass
Posted: at 18-01-2013 10:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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