husband writes wife

Date: 09-12-2008 1:29 pm (16 years ago) | Author: martin ugburo
- at 9-12-2008 01:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Dearest sweet heart,
     I can't send my salary this month, so i am sending
100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
      Your husband
       allen


The wife replies after some days;

Dearest sweetheart,
     Thanks for your 100 kisses, here are the expenses in
detail:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The landlord comes everyday and takes 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so i have
given him some other items....?
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

     Please don't worry about me, i have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and i hope i can complete the month using this
balance. Shall i plan the same way for next month?
     Please Advice!!!
     
    Your wife
     Ellen

Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:29 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- olachi22 at 9-12-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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haha,, unu go egbu madu here
Posted: at 9-12-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 10-12-2008 12:54 PM (16 years ago)
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very funny......................keep it up....lol
Posted: at 10-12-2008 12:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-12-2008 12:59 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin




cool.....just cool

Posted: at 10-12-2008 12:59 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 10-12-2008 05:41 PM (16 years ago)
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its good...
Posted: at 10-12-2008 05:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-12-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL  funny keep it up
Posted: at 11-12-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 25-09-2009 02:35 AM (15 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 25-09-2009 02:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 25-09-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm witch

Posted: at 25-09-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 25-09-2009 08:58 AM (15 years ago)
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who is a witch?
Posted: at 25-09-2009 08:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-09-2009 09:03 AM (15 years ago)
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@noesha,n be me talk am ooh

Posted: at 25-09-2009 09:03 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Brightg at 25-09-2009 11:04 AM (15 years ago)
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funny one
Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-09-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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tattoo boy

Posted: at 25-09-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 25-09-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Seen dis b4 but funny though

Posted: at 25-09-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-09-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 25-09-2009 01:30 PM
Seen dis b4 but funny though

Posted: at 25-09-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adazalator at 27-09-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one.
Posted: at 27-09-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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