orjiwolo at 7-06-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) (m) If you live in abroad, may be in Europe, The Americas or anywhere, and you desperately need a wife from home, pls follow these rules. 1. Do not let any lady you are interested in, know you live abroad in the first place, if she must know, tell her you are in Ghana or uganda etc
2. Do not select lady who is well versed in the use of the internet, these are ladies who are advertising themselves nakedly on different websites to dupe unsuspecting men, they will jump on you and dump you as soon as they relocate with you.
3.Do not allow your relative or family member, may be brothers or sisters to help you find a lady, they will always choose someone they can use to get you.
4. Do not allow your friends who live abroad with you to suggest someone living in Nigeria to you, it may be a ploy to bring his girlfriend over especially if he is not documented.
5. Avoid ladies who are University graduates if you can, they will pretend until they relocate with you, then got awares of the female friendly laws in Europe/USA and dump you as soon as possible. Many of them will end up quarelling with you and becoming very argumentative and arrogant.
6. Avoid sending money to your fiance or the lady you intend to marry, as you will soon become a money-miss-road, ''a laughing stock''
7. Avoid any lady that attends flashy pentecostal churches, this may only be for pretence.
8. Insist on all medical tests before any wedding at all.
9. Please, forget about beauty, insist on a very sober lady with good characters, i.e. avoid sentiments
10. Avoid any lady that tells you she can manage a bottle of beer etc, you may be courting a love-peddler.
11. Please, do not search for a Nigerian wife on dating website, you may not live to regret it.
12. If you finally visit Nigeria to see the lady you choose , please do not jump on the bed with her, try to avoid sex with her, she may coat herself with ''Jazz'', to tie you up.
13. As you are avoiding sex, please make sure you check all the body parts, like the bosoms, the tommy area, or you may even ''finger'' the private part to ''carbon date'' her experience and dating age.
14. If you can avoid a slim lady with very bursty chest, it will be better, because European men have great taste for these qualities or else you may end up finding your neighbour on top of your wife, or having a mullato/halfcast child.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. , This piece was compiled based on my personal experience after living in Europe for 6 yrs, Teeco Designer AKA Love Mallam
"or you may even ''finger'' the private part to ''carbon date'' her experience" Abeg Teeco you go try teach me this carbon dating technique Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago) (m) Any European guy for here mk we hook up no mind watin teeco dey talk
ok ooo make we hook (if we bi fish we dey hook) but not until u convince me why I no go mind Teeco. D guy wake us up once again. Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 09:15 AM (12 years ago) (f) hmmmmmmmmmmm
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:15 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Ok for d guys........... Sophia whts up ? Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:16 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Teeco tank you very much you have really opened my eyes, many of them from Nigeria write me on daily bases. thank God i read this. Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:18 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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waco at 7-06-2011 09:28 AM (12 years ago) (m) this article is 2darful
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 09:31 AM (12 years ago) (m) huuu.... huuuu....huuu... i dey laugh ooo.. huuu.... huuu.... huuu.... i dey laugh ooo... ee bi like say somebody don kolobi- wele dis poster before !!! abroad, abroad, abroad!! abroad na una Country? Majorities of hard working men and women in NIGERIA are living a much healthful- happier life than those ones wen dem no go let people hear word because of abroad.... FALSE STATEMENT. I do not have armed robbers waiting on the day they will kidnap me to get money from my family nor do i have wicked friends and family members going to babalawo to finish me up nor do I have to deal with the sttinky lagos water or the polluted environment be it dust or stinky gutters or mosquito bites... thank you. I dont care what anybody thinks of NIGERIA, MOSQUITO OR NO MOSQUITO STINKY WATER OO OR NO STINKY WATER.. EVERY COUNTRY HAS THEIR OWN PROBLEMS. THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME I LOVE MY COUNTRY NIGERIA............ ABI U NEVER HEAR SAY OYINBO KIND OF BABALAWO NA CROCRO EYES? IT'S CALLED KILLING U SLOWLY.............. AND SMILLING WITH U Bros, one don't need to reply to ladies like this. From her statements, u can read the handwritings on the wall. Do such lady even 'truly' love d Naija_based guys? Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:31 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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slimben at 7-06-2011 09:32 AM (12 years ago) (m) ok ooohh what about us way the stay for Niger republic
lol waiting i go show my coboko oohh Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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waco at 7-06-2011 09:35 AM (12 years ago) (m) running away from here
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:35 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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famous5 at 7-06-2011 09:35 AM (12 years ago) (m) but the love Dr is sayin the truth Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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slimben at 7-06-2011 09:36 AM (12 years ago) (m) huuu.... huuuu....huuu... i dey laugh ooo.. huuu.... huuu.... huuu.... i dey laugh ooo... ee bi like say somebody don kolobi- wele dis poster before !!! abroad, abroad, abroad!! abroad na una Country? Majorities of hard working men and women in NIGERIA are living a much healthful- happier life than those ones wen dem no go let people hear word because of abroad.... FALSE STATEMENT. I do not have armed robbers waiting on the day they will kidnap me to get money from my family nor do i have wicked friends and family members going to babalawo to finish me up nor do I have to deal with the sttinky lagos water or the polluted environment be it dust or stinky gutters or mosquito bites... thank you. tell them Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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famous5 at 7-06-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago) (m) Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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slimben at 7-06-2011 09:41 AM (12 years ago) (m) yea T BOY abroad sweet but home sweet pass ************************************** Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 09:41 AM (12 years ago) (m) Guy i go bring out one program, i go advise all my naija guys wey dey abroad make dem no come home marry naija girls again, i go advise them to dey marry white or black american girls for their home because all na still woman dem be and when you come to think about it, their woman fine well well pass our naija girls wey no dey clean their smelling honeypot and ass. I DISAGREE BROS. Wherever u find a wife, especially from Naija or elsewhere, PRAYER AND GOD IS VERY IMPORTANT B4HAND. That is my opinion. I cannot afford to marry a foreigner. Here I am conservative and traditional. Black Americans, Germans, whites, no way! I be Igbo man, kpomkwem! No be fine I go chop. There are too many things intangible to consider. Let your programme be, if possible, bebto promote that guys abroad marry OUR Naija ladies abroad. Well, this is a free world, do as it pleases u. Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 09:44 AM (12 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmmmmmm
I hale u ooo. gd morning. Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 09:48 AM (12 years ago) (f) gud mrng.. na me hail u pass oooooo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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we don hear Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 09:58 AM (12 years ago) (m) gud mrng.. na me hail u pass oooooo
I hope u had Queenly sleep, I guess. Gud luck for the day. Dis Teeco guy posted for us the an important life-matter topic today. Me likey too much! Posted: at 7-06-2011 09:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 10:00 AM (12 years ago) (f) gud mrng.. na me hail u pass oooooo
I hope u had Queenly sleep, I guess. Gud luck for the day. Dis Teeco guy posted for us the an important life-matter topic today. Me likey too much! yes for guys only.. how u no go like am.. shine ya eyes oooooooo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* Posted: at 7-06-2011 10:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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