Crack ya Ribs (Page 2)

The thing thats goes inside a female thang

Posted: at 12-02-2008 04:36 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

o.k A man's thang is that thing that the men pee from,....and a female thang is like that flower fine boy has...

Posted: at 13-02-2008 03:43 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 18-02-2008 02:01 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

A husband and wife been having sex in the dark for 20 yrs..and one day the wife decided to turn on the light when she noticed her husband with a dildo..she said to him "can you explain the fake d**k"..and he said to her " can you explain the kids bit*ch?"

Posted: at 18-02-2008 11:18 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.
"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can
grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her
panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my
chest, now buy me the damn coat!" "That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was
your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards
it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT...IT WILL
SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

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Posted: at 19-02-2008 10:15 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 21-02-2008 08:54 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:48 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

why....oprah hasnt got a chest

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Posted: at 22-02-2008 04:00 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

thats what u're trying to say...

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Posted: at 24-03-2008 03:29 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yup....she actually blew it up the night before she have any shows....

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Posted: at 27-03-2008 04:38 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero