SEX SANDALS

Date: 07-06-2011 3:09 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 7-06-2011 03:09 PM (12 years ago)
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A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I
have some special sandals I think you would be interested in.
"Dey makes you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
God he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some
badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed
the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his
own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the de wrong feet man!
You got dem on de wrong feet!"

Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- lanudja at 7-06-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago)
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i no fit laf ooo Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 7-06-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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then cough na...lol
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-06-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-06-2011 03:24 PM (12 years ago)
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still funny... though old... PB4 all d same. Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bawawaje at 7-06-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin I beg i knw get strength 2 laf
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lanudja at 7-06-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on  7-06-2011 03:22 PM
then cough na...lol
l dnt knw hw 2 cof..
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 7-06-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on  7-06-2011 03:31 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on  7-06-2011 03:22 PM
then cough na...lol
l dnt knw hw 2 cof..
then sneeze,and if u still dnt knw aw to do dat then na alien u be b dat o  Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 7-06-2011 03:38 PM (12 years ago)
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ok...i go try.. thnks 4 d lecturing Tongue
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-06-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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mrvoue u don come again hehehehehehe
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 7-06-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Lolest
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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U really enjoyed the Jamaican
no b small
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-06-2011 04:23 PM (12 years ago)
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huh? Huh?
who?.
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 7-06-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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U Tongue
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-06-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-06-2011 04:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on  7-06-2011 04:25 PM
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Angry Angry Angry
see, just maintain your position ooo... Angry
i fit put this my two fingerz for you eyez ooo... Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 7-06-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago)
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poster u get it on the right feet
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 7-06-2011 04:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lanudja at 7-06-2011 04:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-06-2011 04:28 PM
Quote from: lanudja on  7-06-2011 04:25 PM
U Tongue
Angry Angry Angry
see, just maintain your position ooo... Angry
i fit put this my two fingerz for you eyez ooo... Angry Angry Angry
Ok, i dey wait for you Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-06-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on  7-06-2011 04:37 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-06-2011 04:28 PM
Quote from: lanudja on  7-06-2011 04:25 PM
U Tongue
Angry Angry Angry
see, just maintain your position ooo... Angry
i fit put this my two fingerz for you eyez ooo... Angry Angry Angry
Ok, i dey wait for you Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Huh? Huh? Angry
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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