I'm the bus driver

Published On: June 10, 2011, 12:16 am
Author:
Jeffrey Baidoo
-- (m) at 10-06-2011 12:16AM

(4857 | Gistmaniac)

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and
asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the
bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can
have that nun in ur bed."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday
evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you dress in robes
and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her
to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right
on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding,
in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them
but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly
sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha,
I'm the bus driver!"


-- bodeniyi (m) at 10-06-2011 01:39AM
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warrra fu-ck?? Gay joke?? Off I zoom
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-- at 10-06-2011 11:40AM
passing
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-- DaCutest (f) at 10-06-2011 12:13PM
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 Roll Eyes
no comment

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-- at 10-06-2011 12:33PM
 Roll Eyes
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-- jossy4reall (m) at 10-06-2011 12:56PM
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

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-- Nzetheo (m) at 10-06-2011 01:50PM
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Mak i fart joor....kwaaaapuuukawtaauuukara puu!!  Huh?
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-- at 10-06-2011 01:57PM
see yeye
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-- at 10-06-2011 04:31PM
na you sabi
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-- crusifixo (m) at 10-06-2011 04:51PM
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BULL SHIT
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-- jossy4reall (m) at 10-06-2011 05:49PM
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Shit Bull

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-- Omilim (f) at 10-06-2011 06:17PM
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 Undecided
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-- Fashalyn (f) at 10-06-2011 06:32PM
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Haba gay palava don enter forum............off i zooooooooooooooooooooooooom

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-- at 10-06-2011 09:39PM
ok
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-- jeffrey4u (m) at 10-06-2011 10:58PM
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na u sabi ooo
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-- Fashalyn (f) at 10-06-2011 11:18PM
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ok

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-- at 11-06-2011 01:42AM
booo Undecided
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-- at 11-06-2011 01:00PM
bend bend face
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-- dotti (m) at 11-06-2011 02:37PM
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Oh my gosh dis is so crazy i lafd out my i ntestine. Freaking gay.
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-- at 11-06-2011 02:51PM
hahahaha
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