5yr old boy has got 16-year-old sister pregnant.

Date: 12-06-2011 10:46 am (13 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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- at 12-06-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.
"What's up Dave?" asked the bartender. "It's not like you
to be so down in the mouth."
"It's my five-year-old son," the man replied.

"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school?
My boy's just the same – forget about it; it happens to
boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically.
"I only wish it was that," answered Dave, "but it's much
worse. The little bastard has got our 16-year-old baby
sitter pregnant."
"That's impossible!" gasped the bartender.
"No it's not," said Dave. "The sneak went and stuck a pin
in all my condoms."


Posted: at 12-06-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 12-06-2011 10:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Laugh it off!

Posted: at 12-06-2011 10:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 12-06-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
funny
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 12-06-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny Grin
But who is to blame Huh?

Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 12-06-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
ask poster
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 12-06-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Ansar 4 him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no be ur broda Huh?

Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 12-06-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago)
i know no ram
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 12-06-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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U dey deny ram

Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 12-06-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frayobkk at 12-06-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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pds

Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rolifaith at 12-06-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue lol
Posted: at 12-06-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KINGJHOE at 12-06-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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SHUT UP POSTER
Posted: at 12-06-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 12-06-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
and follow ram shut up
Posted: at 12-06-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) |
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- luqcyking at 2-08-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Wahala dey oh.
Posted: at 2-08-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- signaler at 2-08-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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oyinbo repete
Posted: at 2-08-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- pejureal at 2-08-2011 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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lo
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 3-08-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago)
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interesting
Posted: at 3-08-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 4-08-2011 06:55 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2011 06:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Steelamazon at 4-08-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Whistling n passing, jejely wit just one sentence: poster, nice joke.

Posted: at 4-08-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bombastickid at 4-08-2011 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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It's funny but i 4got to laff...hehehe
Posted: at 4-08-2011 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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