"What's up Dave?" asked the bartender. "It's not like you
to be so down in the mouth."
"It's my five-year-old son," the man replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school?
My boy's just the same – forget about it; it happens to
boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically.
"I only wish it was that," answered Dave, "but it's much
worse. The little bastard has got our 16-year-old baby
sitter pregnant."
"That's impossible!" gasped the bartender.
"No it's not," said Dave. "The sneak went and stuck a pin
in all my condoms."
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