The first nun: "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
The first nun: "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun: "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
The second nun: "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting.
He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun: "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."
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