Kick the dog ass

Date: 13-06-2011 5:52 pm (13 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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- at 13-06-2011 05:52 PM (13 years ago)
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A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against the red light.

First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from him, but still the dog leads on, then a bicyclist almost wipes them out and curses as he goes by. Finally in the last lane a truck swerves and barely misses them.

After they reach the far corner the blind man reaches in his pocket and pulls out a cookie and offers it to the guide dog.

At this point another person who has watched the entire episode interrupts asking why he was rewarding the dog after the dog had endangered his life and almost got him run over by a car, bicycle and truck.

The blind man responded: "I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find out which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass."

Posted: at 13-06-2011 05:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- add12 at 13-06-2011 05:57 PM (13 years ago)
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4ni keep it up
Posted: at 13-06-2011 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 13-06-2011 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis post don sabi every body wey dey for dis forum
E don teey
Posted: at 13-06-2011 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 13-06-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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continue to attack me , i'm in luv with sheree
Posted: at 13-06-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 13-06-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4... original remix...
Posted: at 13-06-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 13-06-2011 06:07 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 13-06-2011 06:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-06-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 13-06-2011 06:02 PM
continue to attack me , i'm in luv with sheree

Dis 1 no be attack matter
Na d koko I just yarn u
Posted: at 13-06-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 13-06-2011 06:11 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-06-2011 06:11 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 13-06-2011 07:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 13-06-2011 07:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 14-06-2011 01:33 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-06-2011 01:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 14-06-2011 03:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 13-06-2011 06:01 PM
Dis post don sabi every body wey dey for dis forum
E don teey
Thank you jare.........
Posted: at 14-06-2011 03:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 14-06-2011 07:19 AM (13 years ago)
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I hail u well well but just small for this yoke wey u yoke for here...
Posted: at 14-06-2011 07:19 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 14-06-2011 08:33 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 14-06-2011 08:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sexsyguy at 21-09-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 13-06-2011 06:02 PM
continue to attack me , i'm in luv with sheree




stupid man

woman wrapper
Posted: at 21-09-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 21-09-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sexsyguy on 21-09-2011 03:36 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 13-06-2011 06:02 PM
continue to attack me , i'm in luv with sheree
stupid man
woman wrapper

Continue to jealous ME... hope my fart taste like cherries  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-09-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Monsol at 21-09-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sexsyguy on 21-09-2011 03:36 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 13-06-2011 06:02 PM
continue to attack me , i'm in luv with sheree




stupid man

woman wrapper


Hohohohohohoho
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 21-09-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 21-09-2011 05:38 PM
Quote from: sexsyguy on 21-09-2011 03:36 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 13-06-2011 06:02 PM
continue to attack me , i'm in luv with sheree
stupid man
woman wrapper
Hohohohohohoho

Are u supporting him
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Monsol at 21-09-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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50 will i take permission from you before laughing?

OK

Dear 50,

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LAUGH

If i catch u eh!
See ur head like wetin i no know.
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 21-09-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 21-09-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 21-09-2011 05:48 PM
lol

come who give u permission to laugh
u no know say u go write application?
wetin be ur name sef?
Bomber!
Na wao o
Na for Boko Haram?
Abeg make i discharge before u Bomb
this place
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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