If Ladies were Banks

Date: 16-06-2011 11:11 am (12 years ago) | Author: Whitney
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- at 16-06-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago)
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The tall Slim ones will be called........SKYE BANK
The Robust and Spacious Ones......OCEANIC BANK
The Ones that moves From one relationship to another/Bisegxwal.......INTERCONTINENTAL BANK
The silent but Dangerous Ones are.......WEMA BANK
Those who are Cute yet love being heard......BANK PHB
Those that Stick with one Man......FIDELITY BANK
Those that seem Caring yet debit you Massively for every Affection.....UBA
Those that go to any extent to make you Sad......ZENITH
Those that are Old yet they dont realize that they are no Longer in Vogue.....UNION BANK
The Brief and Summarized ones are....MICRO FINANCE
The huge ones that Stand Gidigba for Ground......FIRST BANK
The Beautiful, Reserved and Homely ones......DIAMOND BANK
The ones that Spend their Vacation Abroad Even when the Husband is Broke.......GTB

LADIES WHICH BANK ARE YOU?
GUYS WHICH BANK WOULD YOU PREFER?

Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Me I be Fidelity and Diamond Bank oooo

brb
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 16-06-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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i will be called WORLD bank  Cool
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 16-06-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 16-06-2011 11:13 AM
Me I be Fidelity and Diamond Bank oooo

brb

IWP............  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I knew it.....Ive always known you're BI
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 16-06-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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I never Old oooooooooo
I dey in Vogue..
I WILL 4EVER BE UNION BANK(Big Strong & Reliable)
Wait oooo.. or union bank na for men?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- olumbareal at 16-06-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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For ladies, Honey pie Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-06-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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MB what of ACCESS BANK naaaaaaaaaa
abi that one no follow?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-06-2011 11:15 AM
I never Old oooooooooo
I dey in Vogue..
I WILL 4EVER BE UNION BANK(Big Strong & Reliable)
Wait oooo.. or union bank na for men?

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- olumbareal at 16-06-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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I no see Fin bank too Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: olumbareal on 16-06-2011 11:17 AM
For ladies, Honey pie Kiss Kiss

Hey baby....Wats up?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-06-2011 11:18 AM
MB what of ACCESS BANK naaaaaaaaaa
abi that one no follow?
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Brb Make i go Google am
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: olumbareal on 16-06-2011 11:21 AM
I no see Fin bank too Cheesy Cheesy

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- olumbareal at 16-06-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 16-06-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: olumbareal on 16-06-2011 11:17 AM
For ladies, Honey pie Kiss Kiss

Hey baby....Wats up?
Am cool, work no gree me come to NP since Monday.
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-06-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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even Standard chattered..
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 16-06-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Oceanic and Intercontinental dey ok  Cool Cool Cool Cool
World Bank, Union Bank
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: olumbareal on 16-06-2011 11:26 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 16-06-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: olumbareal on 16-06-2011 11:17 AM
For ladies, Honey pie Kiss Kiss

Hey baby....Wats up?
Am cool, work no gree me come to NP since Monday.

Ok. Op U r Okay sha?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- olumbareal at 16-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 16-06-2011 11:26 AM
Quote from: olumbareal on 16-06-2011 11:21 AM
I no see Fin bank too Cheesy Cheesy

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
No vex na, na joke i dey ooo. Miss yah Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-06-2011 11:28 AM
even Standard chattered..

Come hia woman free me i beg....Google am yaself
 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:31 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 16-06-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 16-06-2011 11:29 AM
Oceanic and Intercontinental dey ok  Cool Cool Cool Cool
World Bank, Union Bank

B4 nko....how U no go Like Intercontinental bank
Posted: at 16-06-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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